London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is the latest victim of a huge international vice sting on the Emperor's Club VIP, a $2,000 per hour hooker club that has already netted New York Governor Eliot Spitzer.
Blair, 55, was caught starkers, trussed up in a Papal heraldic rubber corset and furry split-crotch diaper in the Presidential Suite of the Mandarin Hotel in central London last night.
An Opus Dei self-degradation DVD was playing on the widescreen TV when Blair was discovered bound and gagged in a subservient position to a tattoed twenty stone Paraguayan bodybuilder known as Pepito.
Meanwhile in New York former Sherrif of Off-the-Wall Street Governor Spitzer looked utterly gobsmacked after a CIA wiretap outed him as as serial prostitution punter.
Wriggling like a worm on the end of a fishing hook Spitzer, 69, muttered inanities about failing to meet his own high standards as he told the press he'd messed up his family obligations.
Silda, his wife of twenty years, looked daggers at him.
The nine month operation has netted many high profile politicians in cities across the US, London, Paris and the Vatican.
"Much, much worse to come," is all an Interpol source would say today.
