There was a heartwarming story today from the village of Snuffington near Leeds where Farmer, Jasper Hollyoaks, 57 avoided a potential wardrobe disaster. Reporter Emma Dale explained how the story unfolded. 'Jasper asked Wooly, one of his main...
It's one of the most recognized fashion brands in the world and-with more than $5 billion in annual sales-also one of the most profitable. Bronx-born Klein started his company in 1968, a coat shop with childhood friend Barry Schwartz. Yes, if you are at all interested in the stars, if you are at all interested in fashion, if you are at all interested in the 'babies of the stars' and, indeed, if...
I know I can get you riled up by taking my clothes off, one silky piece at a time, slowly but with a purpose. Now I'd like to see you get hot and bothered while I put them back on. Because I spent a long time picking out these clothes. I didn't just go to Macy's and grab the first thing that fit me; I looked at hundreds of pieces, in several different departments, before I found just what to take...
Prince Charles has urged the public to wear more recycled clothes in an attempt to reduce the world's carbon footprint. In order to put (very little) money where his mouth is, Chaz regulary shops,incognito of course, in numerous High Street charit...
ANAHEIM - Another week like the one just passed, and it won't just be the usual bunch of Disneyland faithful - wide-eyed out-of-towners wearing hats that'll never sit atop a warm head ever again; loyally committed Southern No-Cal folk who have turned...
Granny Smith spent all month knitting a new woolen sweater for her grandson Billy's 8th Birthday. But was he impressed? The answer is a definite No - he most certainly was not. Too itchy, no holes for the arms or the head, and 'suffocating'...
A clothing chain has withdrawn the sale of its range of padded bikini tops for girls as young as seven following criticism. The company apologised to perverts everywhere for "causing undue excitement" and said it would donate profits to a local sp...
Large gents can now stop their string vests from retracting back up their bellies, by the simple use of a new invention - the 'Newtonian vest weight'. This device appears to have solved the 'short vest' problem, which has eluded the portly aging m...
Susan Boyle is said to be launching her own clothing line in Spring. It is reported that Susan has an eye for fashion, which we do not dispute, and now, as a result of having sold millions of CDs she is keen to renew her whole wardrobe. Susan re...
A supermarket has banned people from shopping wearing their pyjamas. A notice has gone up outside the store headed 'Dress Code Policy' and states that all customers should be properly dressed when visiting their store. The surrounding housing esta...
The cherished children's story "The Emperor's New Clothes" is a short tale by Hans Christian Andersen about an emperor who cares for nothing but his finery. He hires two weavers who promise to fashion him a splendid suit made from a fabric invisible...
"Pants Day" in freezing New York needed a lot of very brave and loony participants today as New Yorkers dropped their pants or left them at home to "bare" the ice-cold temperatures. The subways full of commuters without their pants on was certainl...
A group of British executives representing 11 Hollister Co. stores in the United Kingdom suffered through a horrific 48-hour ordeal when they accidentally traveled to Hollister, California, mistaking it for the origin of the eponymous clothing brand.
Washington, DC resident Milt Candless was shocked when he recently saw what looked to be a "overweight, out of shape guy" smoking a cigarette and wearing a jersey "in the style of those worn by the Washington Redskins." "In the first place," e...
Geeky four-eyed lanky news presenter Kate Silverton, or "The Bitch" as she is endearingly known, put her size nine foot in it this morning and caused outrage among purveyors of righteous indignation by denying them anything to be righteously indignan...
Minnesota, MN - In response to a $100,000k+ fine imposed on the chain for discriminating against a differently-abled individual at their Mall of America branch, a US fashion chain has dedicated an entire line of clothing for those suffering with disa...
Rapper MC Hammer has had his famous baggy pants stolen while having a bath at his local drop-in centre. The "Can't Touch This!", singer was washing his dangly bits when he thought he heard somebody enter and then quickly exit the shower rooms. When...
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