Geeky four-eyed lanky news presenter Kate Silverton, or "The Bitch" as she is endearingly known, put her size nine foot in it this morning and caused outrage among purveyors of righteous indignation by denying them anything to be righteously indignant about.
Reginald Twister of Tunbridge Wells explains:- "I have a set of pre-formatted emails ready to shoot off to the BBC when Silverthong is presenting, covering the likely fashion crimes she regularly commits.
"One is complaining about turquoise and green blouses, another about items clashing with the red sofa and another about the general frumpiness of her clothing which would look more appropriate on my ninety-three year old grandmmother. However, I was shocked this morning when I turned the TV on to see her wearing a tasteful dark dress and knee length boots.
"I think she must have got dressed in the dark today purposely to annoy people like myself, who look forward to our morning email complaint routine as the most enjoyable part of the day. Come to think of it, those boots are rather, erm, unsuitable for breakfast time viewing so I will email a complaint about them after all.
"I always record the programme and watch it at leisure late at night when I can fully concentrate and use the slow motion facility to check out any further fashion crimes Ms Sickathon may have committed."
Mr Twister then started salivating and so we left it at that.