Susan Boyle is said to be launching her own clothing line in Spring. It is reported that Susan has an eye for fashion, which we do not dispute, and now, as a result of having sold millions of CDs she is keen to renew her whole wardrobe.
Susan really wanted to donate her used clothing to charity but has a more lucrative deal in mind. She will now auction off her whole wardrobe 'pre-BGT' to the highest bidders.
Ms. Boyle is an astute business woman and therefore realizes that she will obviously get the highest bids from her American fan(atic)s. All monies received will go to Susan's choice of charities. Quite rightly so, as we have seen recently in the media Susan realizes that a number of her American 'fanatics' have more money than they can spend in their lifetime and , therefore, is confident that they will pay big bucks for her Salvation Army and Charity Shop purchases.
The new clothing line, to be designed by Susan herself, will carry the lable 'Pebbles'.
It is reported, (I am unable to reveal my source), that the new line will NOT include the colour RED in any of her designs. Apparently, Susan has recently developed an allergy to the colour RED and has to cover her whole body with a special 'expensive' cream if any of her 'stage dresses' have an iota of RED in them. She has a newly diagnosed condition which has been named, until further investigation 'clappy hives'.
Susan is beginning to have nightmares about being chased by people wearing red scarves. She loves Jesus but is tired of being 'blessed'. The blessing from her local priest is all that Susan feels she needs these days.
So, watch out for Susan's new clothing line coming to you in the Spring of 2010.....carrying the label "Pebbles"....Susan will NOT be making a profit from this but says she will be having a Good Laugh when she sees some of her 'fan'atics walking around in her wierd creations. All profits will be going to Susan's favourite Charity and she says we can all have a laugh WITH her. She is aware that 'no one in their right minds will be purchasing any items of clothing from this new line but is confident that she will rake in millions for her charity....
