WASHINGTON, DC - In a candid interview done by a piece of thread dangling off retired journalist, Barbara Walter, The First Lady, Michelle Obama reveals some startling things she hates about The White House Experience. * When ever he can, the President likes to replay videos of the '70's dance show 'Soul Train'. * There's this group of about 3 or 4 men, whenever Michelle sees them, they...
A canine that fits the now famous jibe directed at President Obama from Mr. Clinton has finally been discovered. Recent news indicates Mr. Clinton made the remark about Mr. Obama during last year's election campaign. Romney's fortunes were fallin...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has just issued a Presidential Mandate that he says is the best PM he has issued since becoming president. The president at the strong urging of his wife Michelle Obama, Vice-President Joe Biden, Oprah Winfrey, a...
When a member of the United States Senate screamed her head off "I just got bit by a rat!" during a speech yesterday, it became obvious to all that the rat problem in Washington DC was totally out of control. Apparently, the Washington shutdown ha...
It became official, Jesse Ventura and Howard Stern are going to be fighting it out for the Presidency and Vice Presidency of the United States of America in the 2016 elections. Last week Jesse Ventura was being interviewed on The Howard Stern Show...
Washington DC - The sound of gunfire on Capitol Hill has seen the arrival of the same NCIS rapid response unit that secured the Washington Navy Yard on 16 September following a massacre that claimed 12 innocent lives. Special Agents Jethro Gibbs,...
There was a brief moment of what can only be described as pandemonium yesterday near the Lincoln Memorial at Washington's National Mall. A man claiming to be Jesus of Nazareth was seen to walk barefoot across the Reflecting PooL scene of many a p...
Washington - "And don't you dare call me proby!" the head of NCIS thundered at FBI senior agent Tobias C Fornell as specialist Navy cops demanded jurisdiction over today's carnage at DC's Navy Yard. The complex is the scene of a mass shooting with...
A long-awaited UN report expected next week will "overwhelmingly" confirm that US Secretary of State John Kerry makes use of a wig, the secretary general Ban Ki-moon says. Mr. Ban Ki-moon made no comment on who was to blame for the Washington envo...
The courtroom was a siege of noise with a lot of rumbling and shouting, plus a continuing rap rap rap of the judge's gavel. "This hearing on the hearing will come to order! This court is now in session to review what's happening next door in the sentencing of Bradley Manning." Rumbling, grumbling, groaning accompanied the Honorable Augusto Beefsworthy as he rose, swaying on his feet, finger...
Washington, D.C.- A group of Republican politicians led by Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, introduced a bill today that would create a national registry of pre-approved names that parents could pick from when naming their newborn children.
An inside report from NSA HQ indicates a very serious meeting of top NSA officials took place today to "buttress" the President's recent public remarks on more transparency needed for massive dragnet surveillance. These NSA officials cannot be nam...
To show that he believed in "giving back" even before he had anything to give back, MSNBC's Chris Matthews went to Africa as a recent college graduate to serve on the Peace Corps. Then, to avoid work, he got on the public dole immediately upon his return stateside, working as an aide in the U. S. Senate. Because he had a way with words, if not with women, Matthews became a speechwriter, scripting...
Most celebrities, most of the time, have nothing important or interesting to say, but, because they are famous (and rich), their every word is reported to the world. Unfortunately, they are usually misquoted, because their words are taken out of context, or so they say, and, when they are not being misquoted, they are misspeaking. No matter what they do or say, they claim that they are seldom, if...
On Monday morning when Rusty, the red panda (he looks sort of like a raccoon) was reported missing, many assumed that he was displeased with his accommodations at the National Zoo in Wash., DC. Not so. To counteract the incorrect assumption, once Rusty was returned to the zoo later in the day, he contacted a reporter at TheSpoof.com, Gail Farrelly (she's an expert in panda parlance), to...
Washington DC - The LaFayette Square Historic District's American Piss Society building has lost its leaderboard position as the most urinated upon edifice in the US capital to relative newcomer the Republic of Ecuador Embassy at 2535 15th Street NW.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The management of the Major League Baseball Washington Nationals has been approached by a group calling itself The Anti-Wave Alliance. The alliance chairman Abner "Spitball" Dinkinbrewski, 27, told the Nationals organization tha...
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