DiNozzo, McGee and Gibbs hotfoot it downtown amid Capitol Hill gunshots lock down

Written by queen mudder

Thursday, 3 October 2013

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NCIS special agents have secured the compound

Washington DC - The sound of gunfire on Capitol Hill has seen the arrival of the same NCIS rapid response unit that secured the Washington Navy Yard on 16 September following a massacre that claimed 12 innocent lives.

Special Agents Jethro Gibbs, Anthony DiNozzo and Tim McGee are reported to have taken over at this evening's crime scene amid claims of injuries to US Navy personnel and instigated an immediate lock down of the US Capitol area.

"Boss, I know we're not getting paid for this because of the Government's debt ceiling shutdown," DiNozzo whispered as the team's stakeout progressed, "but what happens when we run out of bullets and Uncle Sam says, Sorry Boys...?"

Meanwhile back at NCIS HQ Special Agent Ziva David is hacking into a NASA reconnaissance satellite currently over Pennsylvania Avenue to track three suspects in a getaway car, believed to have stolen the Navy Payroll before the government shutdown took effect.

Catch the next thrilling development after a brief pause by staying tuned to this site.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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