Written by Buck E Filbert

Tuesday, 8 October 2013

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Jesse and Howard are going to have concerts here

It became official, Jesse Ventura and Howard Stern are going to be fighting it out for the Presidency and Vice Presidency of the United States of America in the 2016 elections.

Last week Jesse Ventura was being interviewed on The Howard Stern Show when he confronted Howard about his intentions in regard to being his running mate. Howard came forward and said he was all for it. After all he said, "we couldn't make more of a mess out of things than the pro politicians have". I really don't think our forefathers wanted people to become career politicians. It was suppose to be a more grass roots kinda thing". said Stern.

Jesse went on to say a part of their running platform would be not to accept donations over $50 from anyone. Also he said they'd immediately bring home all the troops, withdraw all foreign aid until we straighten out our finances.

We're not Republican or Democrat we're American, and as American's we have the right to run as an American.

Jesse also promised to kick out all lobbyists from the government buildings in Washington and everywhere else in the country.

The Ventura/Stern slogan? Fix Detroit before Bagdad.

From Sunset and Vine in beautiful downtown Hollyweird Ca 90028


"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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