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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Nude Pole Dancing Shock

Kristen Stewart Nude Pole Dancing Shock

Sultry Twilight star Kristen Stewart flew back to Vancouver this morning, after enjoying a pre-Oscars party get-together with co-star Robert Pattinson. The pair were spotted smooching at the celeb-riddled bash at the fabulous Chateau Marmont hotel...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Admits to Hamming it up in "Eclipse", "New Moon" Episodes as They Had to Redo the Shooting

Taylor Lautner Admits to Hamming it up in "Eclipse", "New Moon" Episodes as They Had to Redo the Shooting

Actor Taylor Lautner has offered an official apology to Phil Tippett for ruining a scene in one of the Twilight movies. "I got bored awaiting this big scene in Eclipse that Phil Tippett was working very hard to get just right. He is a perfectionis...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Reveals The Behind The Scenes "Sex Secrets" Of "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Robert Pattinson Reveals The Behind The Scenes "Sex Secrets" Of "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

LOS ANGELES - Robert Pattinson has finally spoken out about the behind-the-scenes 'Sex Secrets' during the filming of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. R-Pattz had said that Taylor Lautner and him had made a vow to never reveal the particulars of what h...

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Funny story: Teens Getting Aids at "Vampire Parties" Say Doctors

Teens Getting Aids at "Vampire Parties" Say Doctors

The latest thing may be teens having a "Vampire Party" with no parents around and a house in the dark to welcome them. It also may be the source of the new outbreak of cases of aids or HIV positive visits to their doctors. The 'Parties' are usuall...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson in Twilight Tripe

Robert Pattinson in Twilight Tripe

Sexy vampire stud Robert Pattinson has got himself involved in a load of twilight tripe, it has been revealed to Tripe News International. Here at Tripe News International we are always first with the tripe news that the other agencies fail to rep...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Is Scared By Kristen Stewart's Transformation

Robert Pattinson Is Scared By Kristen Stewart's Transformation

Things are getting fangtastically frightening in the Twilight world, writes Netta Morphosis, Celebrity Flux Correspondent. Yes, the Twi-niverse is witnessing some cosmic creepiness going on right now, what with Bella, played by Kristen Stewart, b...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner says "I would love to play Justin Bieber in a biopic of his life"

Taylor Lautner says "I would love to play Justin Bieber in a biopic of his life"

Yesterday I caught up with the twilight wolf- hunk Taylor Lautner, asking him what role he'd love to play next. The 18 year old hottie shocked us all with his reply: "I've always wanted to play Justin Bieber, I love that kid!" Well Taylor, we hadn't a clue! He added "If they ever made a film about his life, It would be phenomenal for me too play him." After asking him why he it's su...

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Funny story: The Vampire Twilight Diaries

The Vampire Twilight Diaries

Today it was decided that the producers of hit TV show The Vampire Diaries would make a collabaration episode starring the cast of the film Twilight . So far confirmed to appear are Ian Somerhalder, LOST ( 2004-2010),Pulse (2006 ) and The Rules of Attraction (2002) Nina Dobrev, Degrassi (2001) and Never Cry Werewolf ( 2008 ) and Ashley Greene , ( The Twilight Saga : Eclipse (2010), The...

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Funny story: Date For Twilight: Breaking Dawn May Be Moved Up to July

Date For Twilight: Breaking Dawn May Be Moved Up to July

News out of Hollywood is that "Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part I" may be moved up to a July date due to some bad publicity from critics. We sent our reporter to get the latest and he says that right now it is 50-50. Although the Twilight books and mo...

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Funny story: Is "The Return of Rosalie" the Next Twilight Book?

Is "The Return of Rosalie" the Next Twilight Book?

The latest rumor among Twilight fans is about a possible new book, not the first part of "Breaking Dawn" although the two-part movie is certainly much anticipated. "They all started from the books and the movies have been great, especially Robert...

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Funny story: More Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis Revelations

More Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis Revelations

Well after examining the trash can from the "Twilight; Midnight at the Oasis" rehearsal set WikiSquirts reports all they found was a couple hypodermic needles, a condom, half eaten and very decomposed avocado and turkey sandwich, a partially filled d...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Help The Police With Their Enquiries

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Help The Police With Their Enquiries

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have been helping The Police with their enquiries recently, writes Lettie S Beavanu, Popular Vampire Films & Police Affairs Correspondent. It all came about as recently as recently while the...

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Funny story: Twilight Trash Can Stuck at Customs in Oregon

Twilight Trash Can Stuck at Customs in Oregon

Twilight fans waiting for more source material on the fourth installment of the box office sensation will have to wait a little while longer. It appears that David Johnston of Legend Freeway fame and "the Twilight trash can" have been retained at th...

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Funny story: "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" scuttlebut

"Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" scuttlebut

WikiSquirts has new information about the casting for "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" and the status of the trash can from the "Oasis" rehearsal studio. First lets revisit the cast and crew as we know it so far: Producer - Carson Daly. "The Carse" acquires rights to the movie franchise with more than a little help from his mothers deep pockets. Then proceeds to completely change the winn...

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Funny story: It's official - the cast for "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" is set. According to Twilight Producer Carson Daly

It's official - the cast for "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" is set. According to Twilight Producer Carson Daly

Carson Daly has contacted WikiSquirts to be the exclusive source for his new movie "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" the fourth movie in the mega box office franchise. After WikSquirts broke the news on the source material for the upcoming movie Mr. Daly new it was just a matter of time before the entire lid would be blown off the secrets to the production, so he agreed to a conference call f...

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Funny story: Wikisquirts Release: Source material for the next "Twilight" movie "Midnight at the Oasis"

Wikisquirts Release: Source material for the next "Twilight" movie "Midnight at the Oasis"

Our WikiSquirts Los Angeles Bureau has been shut down indefinitely due to some "lease" conflict so our source has relocated to Crescent City. However, our source was able to gleen from a studio lot trashcan what appears to be the source material for...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Has Issues With Just Who Bella Is

Kristen Stewart Has Issues With Just Who Bella Is

Twilight's hot vampyre chick Kristen Stewart and her hunky hero Robert Pattinson have been filming some super steamy and satanically sexy honeymoon scenarios for the upcoming Breaking Dawn movie. But while such scenes were a cinch for the towering...

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