Robbie Keane, the ex-Liverpool 'subs-bench warmer', who was transferred back to Tottenham Hotspur yesterday, has been handed the captain's armband on his first day back at the ship, and told that the safety and survival of the crew and passengers is...
The ship QE2 has found the missing remains of the iceberg that possibly hit the Titanic in the early 20th Century. It occured when one passanger saw an iceberg with a dead body in it. She said it looked quite like Leonardo DiCaprio and was just ab...
In 1912, the Titanic struck and iceberg on the ship's maiden voyage and sank, causing the deaths of over 1000 people. Historians, working with a team of divers, have discovered that the ship did not strike just "any old iceberg." Instead, the liner...
The only remaining relic of the Titanic surviving, today announced she was to auction herself off. 96 year old Lilly Bean who is bed ridden with a gammy leg said today, 'I'm in desperate need to get my pipes cleaned out, but the state of The NHS,...
Tottenham Hotspur football club, who are experiencing their worst start to a football season since 1912, have decided to commemorate the occasion by adopting the morbid Celine Dion song My Heart Will Go On from the film Titanic (1997). Juande Ramo...
Documents found today which had laid undiscovered in a box room in the British Library for over 90 years revealed that deaths on the Titanic could have been drastically reduced had there been no shops on board.
Antarctic - Responding to an advertisement of all expenses paid vacation to South American aboard the ocean liner M/S Explorer, twenty-four Britons, believing they were well on their way to a dream vacation of a lifetime, had a rude awakening upon th...
London - (Rioters): A self-help recovery group of Leonardo DiCaprio-bashing, Titanic-disparaging and James Cameron-loathing spoof enthusiasts have successfully duped the self-aggrandizing Hollywood director into declaring in public that a mouldy old...
A small community in Iceland has issued a traffic citation to the Titanic for as accident in 1912. According to the Coldenfysh journal, the investigation into a hit and run has finally been completed and blame has been placed on the famous cruise sh...
Like the sinking of the Titanic, thousands of traditional Republican voters are "jumping ship."...
NEW YORK - The descendants of the Titanic shipwreck passengers have filed a class-action tort suit, here in New York City. Bringing the suit is the self-proclaimed "King of Torts," Melvin Belli.
New York, New York -- The famous ship Titanic arrived unexpectedly this morning in New York. The New York Port Authority was decidedly speechless as the ship dropped anchor at the mooring docks.
After another week of wrangling, Shi'ite and Kurdish groups have finally reached a draft agreement on exactly how the deck chairs should have been arranged on the Titanic.
After winning every prize in publishing from Booker to Whitbread and predicted to out sell J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, My Pet Titanic is about to go into its twenty-ninth printing. More private and reclusive than J.D.Salinger, author Zap...
Chapter III – Never Trust a Big Butt and a Smile June 23, 1892 (Friday)...
When Edwina Edwondozo, ninety-six years old, was asked her secret for longevity, she replied: "It was mainly due to getting off the Titanic after it hit an iceberg." You may laugh at her reply, (especially since it was later learned she was never on the ill-fated ship) yet someday you may be asked the same question. Especially if you live to be in your nineties or more. Certainly...
Scientists have recently discovered that when the helmsmen of the RMS Titanic struck what they thought then was an iceberg, scientists know now that it was something entirely different. It was, in fact, the well-known spoof writer, JJ Jogolo.
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