The ship QE2 has found the missing remains of the iceberg that possibly hit the Titanic in the early 20th Century.
It occured when one passanger saw an iceberg with a dead body in it. She said it looked quite like Leonardo DiCaprio and was just about to tell someone else when the QE2 hit the iceberg.
"Everyone started screaming and shouting all over the place. They were all scared when they saw DiCaprio's corpse too."
Eye witnesses state that people ran scared to their cabins, while the captain tried to sail on. And one kid told me he saw Dick Cheney on deck sharpening some some cutlery.
It's all well now and the QE2 will arrive in New York tonight.
