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Funny story: John Paul Beautified

John Paul Beautified

Former Led Zeppelin member John Paul Jones has been beautified after undergoing major cosmetic surgery in Los Angeles. The 65 year old bassist has spent 3 weeks at the exclusive Rodeo Drive Plastic Surgery in an attempt to get rid of the pitted sk...

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Funny story: Climate Change Will Affect Rivers

Climate Change Will Affect Rivers

Climate change experts have warned that increased temperatures in the next few years will seriously impact on American comedienne Joan Rivers. The outrageous entertainer, who has been receiving cosmetic surgery since 1963, recently moved to Califo...

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Funny story: Spoof writer has become the 'butt' of schoolmates' jokes

Spoof writer has become the 'butt' of schoolmates' jokes

A young Spoofwriter has recently become the 'butt' of his schoolmates' jokes and he is getting tired of it and has decided to do something to rectify the situation. The young man has consulted a plastic surgeon whose name he found online, and is t...

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Funny story: Pointy Ears Is Latest Plastic Surgery Craze; Star Trek's Mr. Spock Furious

Pointy Ears Is Latest Plastic Surgery Craze; Star Trek's Mr. Spock Furious

Step right up to the operating table and get your pointy ears. Yep, that's right. Forget about big boobs or a perfect nose. It's elf ears that people are demanding these days. Mr. Spock isn't happy about it. Not at all. "These folks are a...

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Funny story: Cosmetic Surgeons Facing Uncertain Future

Cosmetic Surgeons Facing Uncertain Future

Cosmetic surgeons in Hollywood are facing a bleak future with the passing of screen icon Elizabeth Taylor. More than 10 of the top nip and tuck surgeons in Tinseltown are having to make staff redundant as they prepare for a massive drop in busines...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Is Tired Of Twilight

Robert Pattinson Is Tired Of Twilight

Twilight franchise star Robert Pattinson continues to sweep all before him when it comes to being a top star and even topper sex symbol. You would think he would be cock-a-hoop. But Robert Pattinson is not completely cock-a-hoop. It's unlikely Rob...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Hates The Way She Is Starting To Look - Says She Wants To Get The Heidi Montag Youthful Look

Angelina Jolie Hates The Way She Is Starting To Look - Says She Wants To Get The Heidi Montag Youthful Look

BEVERLY HILLS - Angelina Jolie recently visited Dr. Vernon Celticbridge who is regarded as one of the foremost plastic surgeons in the country. Jolie has revealed to several of her closest friends that she hates the way she looks when she looks in...

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Funny story: Hubby to Chelsea: "Get a Face Transplant.....Or Else!"

Hubby to Chelsea: "Get a Face Transplant.....Or Else!"

Washington DC-- Chelsea Clinton has moved back to her parents home to lick her wounds amid rumors of divorce and infedelity with her husband of 6 months, Marc Mezvinski. Mezvinski has run off to Jackson Hole, WY to ponder the future of his marriage t...

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Funny story: Heidi Montag's Nose Falls Into Bowl of Cornflakes!

Heidi Montag's Nose Falls Into Bowl of Cornflakes!

LA, CA-- Heidi Montag, "reality" TV star and plastic surgery addict got quite a shock at breakfast this morning when her nose fell off in her bowl of Cornflakes! The horrified starlet, who was by now wide awake, dug her nose out of her breakfast,...

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Funny story: Jerry Seinfeld photographed picking nose; to appear on Oprah in the near future

Jerry Seinfeld photographed picking nose; to appear on Oprah in the near future

Well, Jerry Seinfeld cannot get out of THIS 'PICK'. He was recently photographed 'picking his nose in public'. Jerry was in the offices of a famous plastic surgeon last week and was photographed, by another prospective 'patient', picking his nose...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton Marriage on "Slippery Slope" as Husband Quits Arranged Marriage to Go Skiing!

Chelsea Clinton Marriage on "Slippery Slope" as Husband Quits Arranged Marriage to Go Skiing!

Chelsea Clinton is reportedly 'devastated' as news leaked that her husband, hedge fund guru, Marc Mezvinsky, has quit his job, quit his 5th Avenue Apartment, and quit her, fleeing to an upscale western skiing resort known for snow bunny 'Bunga-Bung...

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Funny story: "The Jersey Shores" JWoww And "Growing Up Kardashian's" Kim Kardashian Give Each Other 'Lip Service'

"The Jersey Shores" JWoww And "Growing Up Kardashian's" Kim Kardashian Give Each Other 'Lip Service'

NEW YORK CITY - One of the stars of the reality show The Jersey Shore, JWoww has come out swinging against one-third of the infamous Kardashian sisters, Kim. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight JWoww is extremely upset that KimKar is denying that s...

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay - Pie Face!

Gordon Ramsay - Pie Face!

Fans of TV chef Gordon Ramsay have been shocked by pictures of the legendary foul-mouth in the tabloids. He was photographed with his wife Tana and their kids out walking with David and Victoria Beckham and their family. Close-ups revealed his...

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Funny story: A Rare 16th century medical journal telling doctors how to perform Nose Jobs has been snapped up for £11,000 by a plastic surgeon

A Rare 16th century medical journal telling doctors how to perform Nose Jobs has been snapped up for £11,000 by a plastic surgeon

Plastic surgeons from around the world are keen to read this rare medical journal and study the methods used hundreds of years ago. A number of them have organized a seminar and the journal will be the focus of their studies. It's reported that...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber To Film An Anti-Plastic Surgery Commercial With Heidi Montag

Justin Bieber To Film An Anti-Plastic Surgery Commercial With Heidi Montag

LOS ANGELES - Justin Bieber has just agreed to appear in an anti-plastic surgery commercial with the undisputed Queen of Plastic Surgeries, none other than Heidi "Plastic Woman" Montag. Montag has had close to 40 plastic surgeries performed on her...

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Funny story: Clues that the Plastic Surgeon You Met at a Nightclub is a Fake

Clues that the Plastic Surgeon You Met at a Nightclub is a Fake

A Boise, Idaho woman has recently been arrested and charged with practicing medicine without a license when she was caught giving free breast exams to two women in an Idaho nightclub. In the interest of educating other women out there who might come across someone trying to pull the same scam, I've come up with a list of things to watch out for while out on the town: Clues you may be dealing wi...

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Funny story: Benefits funded my boob job

Benefits funded my boob job

As many families face losing benefits, or at the very least seeing them reduced, one unemployed single mother has decided to treat herself. Schappelle Rooty-Fucknuckle, 34, has never worked, has five children by four different fathers and claims b...

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