Written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 17 January 2011

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Amazingly enough pizza is the favorite food of both JWoww and Kim Kardashian. (Photo courtesy of Piers Morgan).

NEW YORK CITY - One of the stars of the reality show The Jersey Shore, JWoww has come out swinging against one-third of the infamous Kardashian sisters, Kim.

According to Tittle Tattle Tonight JWoww is extremely upset that KimKar is denying that she has had any plastic surgery or botox done on her body.

The Jersey Shore starlet said that anyone can tell just by looking at the ex-girlfriend of Dallas Cowboy receiver Miles Austin that she has had her boobs lifted, her belly tucked, her Adam's apple minimized, and her lips botoxed.

Kim Kardashian responded by saying that it is none of JWoww the Cow's business what she has had done to her body, her head, or her toenails.

Kardashian went on to say that instead of being concerned about what everyone else is doing that the top-heavy guidette needs to concern herself with trying to get rid of her obnoxious Sardinian accent, her gigantic elephant ears, and her school girl looking pigtails.

JWoww replied that Kim's ass is so big that she heard that Miles used to use it as a table on which he would place his beer bottle.

Kardashian addressed that by saying that he did that one time and one time only and that the beer bottle slipped off after about ten minutes.

Kim reportedly told Tittle Tattle Tonight that it is her understanding that two guys who went to high school with JWoww have remarked that they could not believe the strong pizza smell that emanated from her tata's.

JWoww responded to that rumor by saying that the two guys who said that are just jealous because she would not go out with them. She said that one guy, Carmine Stazzoli, had a little bitty groin gizmo (wienie) and the other guy, Bettino Cagliani, actually wore Wonder Woman boxer shorts.

Kim Kardashian informed Tittle Tattle Tonight that she is going to be making a movie with fellow Jersey Shore cast mate Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi entitled, 'The Two Guidettes From Jersey Take On The Vile, Vicious, Vulgar, Vampires of Vancouver.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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