Clues that the Plastic Surgeon You Met at a Nightclub is a Fake

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Saturday, 20 November 2010


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Ladies Night Special - Free Breast Exams

A Boise, Idaho woman has recently been arrested and charged with practicing medicine without a license when she was caught giving free breast exams to two women in an Idaho nightclub. In the interest of educating other women out there who might come across someone trying to pull the same scam, I've come up with a list of things to watch out for while out on the town:

Clues you may be dealing with a fake plastic surgeon at a nightclub, who offers free chest exams:

She asks you to step into her office and her office happens to be a stall in the ladies room.

She tells you that alcohol is needed to sterilize your breasts and does shots of vodka off your chest.

She offers to give you half off the surgery if you call her doctor all night long.

She tells you she works out of her apartment, at night, after the bar closes.

She claims its Ladies Night and the bar hired her to give free breast exams.

She claims that her hands are licensed to perform on-site mammographies.

She claims that latex surgery is much better than plastic surgery.

She asks to check your breasts but her hands continue to slide southward and when you ask why, she offers to throw in a free tummy tuck.

She offers you a little nip but it has nothing to do with Tequila; and

She asks the bartender to borrow the knife he just used to cut up lime wedges for the Coronas.

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