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Funny story: Piers Morgan To Be Replaced By Soft Furnishings

Piers Morgan To Be Replaced By Soft Furnishings

Arrogant British twit, Piers Morgan, is to be replaced by a cushion and a chintzy throw on his now axed American talk show. The wobbly faced argument maker, publicly hated in the UK, has worked hard to make the US public hate him just as much. Wit...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Live Given The Old Heave Ho

Piers Morgan Live Given The Old Heave Ho

NEW YORK CITY - CNN has announced that the curtain will fall on Piers Morgan's show, Piers Morgan Live. The British host said that he was a bit surprised as he truly felt that he was doing a bloody bloomin' bang up job. He told Sangria Wine wit...

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Funny story: Is Furious Piers Morgan Planning CNN Massacre?

Is Furious Piers Morgan Planning CNN Massacre?

Livid CNN prime-time talk show host Piers Morgan is said to be furious and beside himself with anger after his prime-time talk show "Piers Morgan Live" was axed today. It has been reported that Morgan was spotted purchasing several high powered as...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Seen Celebrating His So-Called Retirement With A Joint

Justin Bieber Seen Celebrating His So-Called Retirement With A Joint

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Justin Bieber recently appeared on Tonight With Piers Morgan and he told the delving Englishman that he had decided to hang up his microphone and retire. Morgan asked him why and Bieber said that the singing business had...

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Funny story: Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Explains Why He Bought Six Drones

Crime Boss Salvatore Goombalini Explains Why He Bought Six Drones

NEW YORK CITY - The head of the Goombalini crime family Salvatore Goombalini appeared on an edition of Piers Morgan Tonight. The Brooklyn Mafioso recently told President Obama that if he gave him the word he would send a couple of his boys to Russ...

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Funny story: A Despondent Ricky Gervais May Return To England

A Despondent Ricky Gervais May Return To England

LOS ANGELES - Ricky Gervais says that if he had it to do all over again he would not have insulted so many Hollywood celebrities when he hosted The Golden Globe Awards Show. The Mad Englishman, as fellow Brit Piers Morgan calls him, stated that he...

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Funny story: George Zimmerman Has Been Asked To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

George Zimmerman Has Been Asked To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

SANFORD, Florida - Executives of several television shows including The View, Piers Morgan Tonight, The Viagra View, and Dancing With The Stars have all reportedly contacted George Zimmerman about appearing on their shows. The information comes fr...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Winning The Feud With The Vile Villain Omarosa

Piers Morgan Winning The Feud With The Vile Villain Omarosa

NEW YORK CITY - Piers Morgan told Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors that he has never hated a person more than he hates Omarosa, whom he says is one bitter-as-hell Villain or Villainess. He grinned as he said that he used the male and female gender t...

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Funny story: The Piers Morgan - Omarosa Feud Getting Hotter Than Hell!

The Piers Morgan - Omarosa Feud Getting Hotter Than Hell!

NEW YORK CITY - There are probably no two individuals in the United States who dislike, despise, and downright detest each other more than talk show host Piers Morgan and Omarosa Piers Morgan is noted for being a long time journalist and Omarosa i...

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Funny story: All-Star Celebrity Apprentice - Donald Trump Fires Brett Michael's In Season Opener

All-Star Celebrity Apprentice - Donald Trump Fires Brett Michael's In Season Opener

NEW YORK CITY - Season 13 of All-Star Celebrity Apprentice proved to be bad luck for rock singer Brett Michaels as he was the year's first victim. Brett was definitely thrown under the bus by the black and white tandem of Omarosa and Brande Roderi...

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Funny story: A Six-Year-Old Georgia Girl Predicts The Winners of NBA Basketball Games 99% of The Time

A Six-Year-Old Georgia Girl Predicts The Winners of NBA Basketball Games 99% of The Time

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Little six-year-old Savannah Stubenberger, who was named after her grandmother Savannah Bacardi, has become one of the town of Savannah's most famous residents. Little Savannah, who attends Mrs. Robert E. Lee Elementary School,...

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Funny story: The Joan Rivers - Adele Feud Ignites

The Joan Rivers - Adele Feud Ignites

NEW YORK CITY - Self-proclaimed fashion critic Joan Rivers, who is 79, wasted no time in hurling her fiery insults at England's singing sensation Adele. Rivers appearing on Piers Morgan Tonight said that Adele, 24, is so big she has her own zip co...

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Funny story: Kirstie Alley Says Paula Deen Is Her New BFF

Kirstie Alley Says Paula Deen Is Her New BFF

NEW YORK CITY - Kirstie Alley recently appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and talked about the two times she's appeared on Dancing With The Stars. She revealed to Morgan that dancing with Maksim Chmerkovskiy was the greatest thing in the world but i...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Finds Nadya Suleman AKA Octomom Sexy As Hell

Russell Brand Finds Nadya Suleman AKA Octomom Sexy As Hell

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand recently appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight and told the host that he is presently looking for a movie script. The disheveled haired Brand revealed that he is itching to get back on the silver screen and star in a roma...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Interviews Manti Te'o

Piers Morgan Interviews Manti Te'o

The host of Piers Morgan Tonight interviewed the most widely-talked about college football player in America - Norte Dame's Manti Te'o. PIERS: Well, well, well Mr. Te'o, where the heck do we start old chap? TE'O: How about at the beginning Mr. Morgan. PIERS: Very well then. I know that you're of Samoan descent and that you were born in Laie, Hawaii, is that correct? TE'O: Yes. PIERS...

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Funny story: Gun Crime Violators To Have Trigger Fingers Amputated

Gun Crime Violators To Have Trigger Fingers Amputated

In a bold move President Obama announced today that anyone caught in possession of an unlicensed firearm will have their trigger fingers amputated without any court proceedings. Police in several states have already been issued with special kniv...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Interviews National Rifle Agency President Fryler P. Crayon

Piers Morgan Interviews National Rifle Agency President Fryler P. Crayon

Piers Morgan, the host of CNN's talk show, Piers Morgan Tonight has stated that he does not understand why anyone who is neither a member of the military or of a police department would need to have an AR-15, semi-automatic assault weapon that can fire 800 rounds per minute in his possession. Morgan has stated on several occasions that he is not against the Second Amendment because he does beli...

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