George Zimmerman Has Been Asked To Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 15 July 2013

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Zimmerman may accept an offer to appear on Larry King and Regis Philbin's talk show, The Viagra View.

SANFORD, Florida - Executives of several television shows including The View, Piers Morgan Tonight, The Viagra View, and Dancing With The Stars have all reportedly contacted George Zimmerman about appearing on their shows.

The information comes from Hollywood Innuendo which has stated that while Mr. Zimmerman may appear with Larry King and Regis Philbin on their talk show The Viagra View he has nixed the idea of being a contestant on the next edition of Dancing With The Stars.

Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo said that it is her understanding that the DWTS executives have told him that he can even have his pick of which of the female professional dancers he wants to be partnered with.

Zimmerman stated that although he finds Peta Murgatroyd and Shara Burgess to be extremely sexy he has to pass on the offer.

SIDENOTE: One of Zimmerman's attorney's did reveal to Miss San Guacamole that he may accept an offer to film a commercial for a leading deodorant company.

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