Is Furious Piers Morgan Planning CNN Massacre?

Written by D P Whitehead

Monday, 24 February 2014

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Livid CNN prime-time talk show host Piers Morgan is said to be furious and beside himself with anger after his prime-time talk show "Piers Morgan Live" was axed today.

It has been reported that Morgan was spotted purchasing several high powered assault rifles, dum-dum bullets, bullet proof vests and military style attire at a Los Angeles Wal-Mart.

"They won't get away with this," he was heard to say "I will show them, dumping me, they will pay I tell you, they will pay!"

According to witnesses Morgan seemed crazed and maddened by anger, one witness even stating that he looked 'slightly deranged'.

Morgan who is a former U.K. tabloid editor who reinvented himself as a TV personality with stints as a judge on "Britain's Got Talent" and its U.S. spinoff, NBC's "America's Got Talent," and as a contestant on "Celebrity Apprentice." He is though, more famously known for being a hypocrite.

It is believed his show was axed after Morgan's phone was apparently hacked and a recorded conversation with an unidentified individual allegedly stated that Morgan "knew it would be only a matter of time before Americans got sick of a Brit, who may or may not have been involved in a hacking scandal, preaching to them about their laws and behaviour," leaked online.

CNN have stepped up security at their studios, you know, just in case Morgan does go postal.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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