SHERMAN OAKS, California - Justin Bieber recently appeared on Tonight With Piers Morgan and he told the delving Englishman that he had decided to hang up his microphone and retire.
Morgan asked him why and Bieber said that the singing business had stopped being fun.
He said that it had gotten to where the paparazzi reported on every little thing that he did. He said that for example, he read in The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle that he was sitting in a Burger Bandit in El Segundo when he suddenly sneezed three times in a row.
The day before that the supermarket tabloid Say What? had written that he and an unidentified Selena Gomez lookalike had been seen engaging in some tongue hockey in his white Lamborghini.
Biebs said that he feels like there is a GPS hovering over him and it is reporting every single move to the mother ship.
The Canadian singer was asked if the rumor that he had been spotted at the Encino Reservoir smoking a joint was true.
He giggled like one of the Olsen twins and remarked that it had been at least five months since he had driven out to the Encino Reservoir.
In Other News. Megyn Kelly has stated that the rumors of her posing in an upcoming issue of Playboy are not true. She said that she is not like Kim Kardashian who feels she has to show the world her tata's, her booty, and her hooha.