Stadium-goers in Singapore, the world's most f--ked-up island country, were jarred from their seats when porcine chanteuse Mariah Carey-Cannon fell onstage while singing the line "don't let go" from her 1992 sh-tburger "Make It Happen (Get Me A KFC D...
Mariah Carey, the woman who was married to a record producer before he left her for a hot Mexican chick 55 years his junior, who then gained about 6,000 pounds and ended up marrying the guy who chewed on the scenery for every one of the 110 minutes t...
The faces of Mariah Carey's managers are as red as her gelatinous ass, after the Weeble-like singer fell on stage during a concert in Singapore, injuring several dancers, damaging the crane used to hoist her upright... ... And, geologists say, the...
Mariah Carey, the well rounded personality who looks like she's been tangoed, is said to be in a stable condition following an accident on stage in Singapore recently. While performing her hit song "Make it Happen" Ms Carey slipped and fell down,...
HOLLYWOOD - The young teen singing sensation Selena Gomez pranced and danced on The America's Got Talent stage and really thrilled the audience with her fine as wine singing. AGT Host Nick Cannon, Mariah Carey's hubby even compared Selena to a you...
Could it be a phobia? No, says a vet clinic who claims the singer owes 30 thousand dollars in back bill after pampering her dog's. I hear that her dog's needed to go to rehab, she said yes, yes, yes! Though Carey doesn't want to pay the bills w...
According to tabloid reports Mariah Carey has secretly began fertility treatments in a bid to become a mom at 40. We have been told the same thing and that that is why she's has gotten..well, HUGE! "If you see Mariah out there now, you'll see w...
BEVERLY HILLS - Mariah Carey and her skinny little husband Nick Cannon renewed their wedding vows, their driver's licenses, and their VISA credit cards all in one fell swoop. Mariah, who has been gaining weight like she's trying to catch up to Kir...
LAKE TAHOE, Nevada - Mariah Carey had just performed at Lake Tahoe's Queen of Spades Club before a private audience made up of members of The San Francisco Giants baseball team. Last year Carey was voted as The Woman We Would Most Like To Have Tou...
Using the relatively negative press coverage over her recent attempt at an acceptance speech for winning this year's "Breakthrough Actress Award", Carey and her publicists are spinning her poor showing on stage with follow up explanations and photo o...
Reportedly stumbling through her acceptance speech as well as across the stage on her exit, Mariah Carey nearly fell out of her new, dramatically "pushed up" bustier while receiving an industry movie award. Giving a new meaning to the term "seriou...
Mariah Carey says she fell in love with Irma Grese when she found out Grese was a devout feminist who believed women were just as strong as men. "Irma Grese was one the strongest of the female Nazi feminist." said Carey. Carey who is a Sadomaso...
Targeting the adult liberal music market, Mariah Carey is set to release a new modified collection of Christmas favorites, with adult themes and lyrics titled, "The Many Joys of Christmas". Denying that this was another attempt to sell herself as...
Fans of Mariah Carey are wondering what's up with the lady besides her 45-pound gain? "She is very much in danger of passing the 200-pound milestone if she doesn't get her weight in check", stated a source this morning after Carey made a brief but...
Mariah Carey is being accused by her husband Nick, according to an inside source, of neglecting the fact that they both wanted a baby, but Nick says the battle with the parties and the bottle is interfering. In response, the source stated, that Ma...
CHICAGO, IL, USA Chaos erupted on the set of the "Jerry Springer Show" today when guests and former lovers who prefer to be called "Mariah" and "Marshall" took their disagreement to the physical level, as is frequently the case on "Springer". Duri...
After hearing her latest album and watching her latest videos reporters began to assume that Mariah Carey had abandoned her role as a diva/singer to become that of a down and dirty hooker. It turns out that they were in fact correct. In a shocking mo...
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