According to tabloid reports Mariah Carey has secretly began fertility treatments in a bid to become a mom at 40.
We have been told the same thing and that that is why she's has gotten..well, HUGE!
"If you see Mariah out there now, you'll see why she has two golden globes...and I'm not talking about awards", stated reporter at large, Bill Coats. "She's nearing the Dolly Parton stage."
Meanwhile her husband, 29-year-old Nick Cannon, seems to have lost at least twenty pounds.
"If she doesn't get pregnant soon, Nicky may have a heart attack", quipped Coats. "Apparently that in vitro treatment last year that I reported on, didn't work."
Meanwhile, at a recent Washington DC party, Mariah's weight gain and big boobs caused even Nancy Pelosi's eyebrows to lift, pulling the end of her nose up in a pose not dissimilar to that of Miss Piggy.
