"M and M" Melt Down On Jerry Springer

Funny story written by smurfette

Monday, 3 August 2009

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"M & M", before the melt down

CHICAGO, IL, USA Chaos erupted on the set of the "Jerry Springer Show" today when guests and former lovers who prefer to be called "Mariah" and "Marshall" took their disagreement to the physical level, as is frequently the case on "Springer".

During his introduction, Springer noted that in happier times, the pair was known as a sweet couple and their friends called them "M and M", their first initials, in reference to the sweet candy treat.

When Springer revealed that the results of the lie detector test taken by "Mariah", he revealed that she had actually lied in relation to having unnatural relations with "Marshall" back in 2001. "Marshall" then threw his chair across the stage in a fit of pique, knocking off "Mariah's" cheap wig when his arm brushed up against her head.

Then Springer revealed a secret videotape the show had commissioned of "Mariah" and exposed her to be not only a man, but the reputedly late King of Pop, Soda and Cola, Michael Jackson.

"Marshall" quickly lunged at Jackson, knocking off his recently purchased replacement prosthetic nose as he insulted Jackson, screaming "You pathetic, lying ho'!"

Jackson quickly moon walked across the stage and out the secret "back door" of the studio after retrieving his errant nose.

Springer's final thought was: "I am so very disappointed that "M and M" chose to melt down this month, in front of my fans".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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