Mariah Carey says she admires Irma Grese

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Thursday, 26 November 2009

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Mariah Carey says she fell in love with Irma Grese when she found out Grese was a devout feminist who believed women were just as strong as men.

"Irma Grese was one the strongest of the female Nazi feminist." said Carey.

Carey who is a Sadomasochist said she sometimes wishes she was as talented as Grese.

Irma Grese was transferred to the female prison in Auschwitz, as a Senior Supervisor because of her feminist view points that German women were the power structure of human society.

She was in charge of up to 30,000 female prisoners at any given time. She was in charge of Krema, a large crematorium that burned thousands of women prisoners executed at the camp residents.

She carried a sidearm as did most guards but also a cellophane whip which she used often on exhausted female prisoners.

The inmates dubbed Grese, the youngest guard at the camp and a striking blue-eyed blonde, the "Beautiful Feminist." At her trial it was testified that she set dogs loose on bound female prisoners for her feminist cause, to show that women were just as capable as men.

She chose which females would go to the gas chamber, beat female prisoners with every tool she had including a whip, and ordered the skinning of three female inmates after she had lesbian sex with them.

Found in her barracks hut were the skins of the women that she had made into lamp shades. She also became something of a sexual fanatic, taking several hundred female inmates as tomboy lovers.

She would make large groups of female prisoners engage in hours of agonizing lesbian sex with each other before they were to be executed. Female prisoners at the camp dubbed the ordeal the "Lesbian Death Orgies" because it was the most dreaded part before being killed.

At her trial it was implied that she seemed to derive sexual pleasure from acts of sadism on the naked bodies of female prisoners. She once masterbated while they cut the clitoris off a female prisoner.

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