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Funny story: Richard Dawkins Converts To Islam

Richard Dawkins Converts To Islam

In recent years Richard Dawkins has made a mark for himself as the world's foremost atheist and evolutionary evangelist, however it has come to light that the formerly staunch critic of religion has now undergone a full conversion to Islam. "In re...

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Funny story: The Beginner's Guide Part 2: Ten Things To Know About Religion

The Beginner's Guide Part 2: Ten Things To Know About Religion

The second part of our 'Beginners' series looks at the wide, and often confusing, world of religion. From the very dawn of time, man has been seeking the truth's to many of the questions of his own existence. In his quest for knowledge and understanding he often turns to religion. From the all powerful Gods that dictate how this great world was created to codes with which to live ones life b...

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Funny story: Virus alert: New Virus found

Virus alert: New Virus found

A new virus, Taqqya dot exe, has been found. It is first time that the virus has been detected and analyzed. The Trojan horses like Arabism, racism, Aryanism, Christianism, Islamism, Americanism, anti-Americanism, Eurocentricism, Hitlerism, Leftism active in the Western body politic and the West's addiction to crude oil had made its detection almost impossible so far. Because of these Trojan...

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Funny story: The atheist crusade! BBC continues drive against religion

The atheist crusade! BBC continues drive against religion

Good old auntie beeb is continuing the relentless drive against religion now common amongst british television broadcasters. After driving down television standards with such 'family entertainment' as Eastenders, which contains such wholesome topi...

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Funny story: Muslim Quran will be taught in public schools

Muslim Quran will be taught in public schools

The Kentucky Senate passed a bill to teach Quran classes and Sharia Law in public schools. The bill made it through the Kentucky legislature. The noble and brilliant State Senator Joe Bowels says he wants children in Kentucky's public schools to...

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Funny story: Female suicide Bombers to get 72 virgins

Female suicide Bombers to get 72 virgins

A long-held belief of male suicide bombers has been that they will get 72 pristine teenage virgins if they die during an act of "Holy Jihad". Now, in a move that will shock many, controversial Imam, Mustapha Fatwa, has announced that female martyrs w...

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Funny story: Shock as 100,000 Brits Convert To Islam

Shock as 100,000 Brits Convert To Islam

A shocking new study has revealed that 100,000 Brits have converted to Islam and turned their backs on western consumerism and immorality. Somewhat surprisingly, the study identifies the average convert as most likely being a white woman in her mid t...

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Funny story: U.S. Muslims Sent to Concentration Camps

U.S. Muslims Sent to Concentration Camps

Encouraged by the success of their Muslim extermination campaigns in Iraq and Afghanistan, Americans have begun one in their homeland as well. There has always been a rift between Muslims and real Americans, but recent actions by the Muslim community...

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Funny story: Mad Bastard Says - Burn Our Flags And We'll Burn Your Books - It's A Two Way Street

Mad Bastard Says - Burn Our Flags And We'll Burn Your Books - It's A Two Way Street

Mad bastard market trader, Johnny O'Hat today expressed his utter disbelief that Muslim communities around the world should take exception to a few copies of the Koran being burned in public by a madcap Florida Pastor. O'Hat complained that Muslim...

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Funny story: GOP Considers Ban on Islam

GOP Considers Ban on Islam

On Thursday, Sen. Jon Kyl (R-Ariz.) became the highest ranking Republican to offer support to a proposed law banning the peaceful practice of Islam in the United States. The controversial measure originally proposed by Lindsey Graham, Republican S...

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Funny story: Canny Spoof writers spots secret 'Death to Infidels' inscription on new Mecca clock!

Canny Spoof writers spots secret 'Death to Infidels' inscription on new Mecca clock!

Mecca, Sordid Arabia - (Mazel Tov!): The sighting by Spoof writer Mister Twister of the inscription on Mecca's brand new tourist draw has been confirmed by the Foreign Office. Etched on the new £500 million giant clockface the message is pretty c...

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Funny story: Panic as image of pre-Islamic Arabian goddess Al-Lat manifests in London shisha cafe smoke ring

Panic as image of pre-Islamic Arabian goddess Al-Lat manifests in London shisha cafe smoke ring

London - (Second Coming): Customers at the Alley Barber Hookah Bar & Cafe in Tooting High Street were gobsmacked today. The goddess's image appeared suddenly and unexpectedly in a plume of exotic tobacco smoke just ahead of closing for the Ra...

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Funny story: Ground Zero Mosque Given Go-Ahead By Mayor Bloomberg

Ground Zero Mosque Given Go-Ahead By Mayor Bloomberg

A giant Muslim mosque that is scheduled to be built at Ground Zero, that area of New York where the World Trade Center once stood, has been given the blessing of the city's mayor, Michael Bloomberg, who is obviously a bit mad. Critics have said th...

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Funny story: Hindu Terrorism: Highly Amateurish Don't Worry-Analyst

Hindu Terrorism: Highly Amateurish Don't Worry-Analyst

Saffron Terror has been doing the rounds in the Indian news, especially after a "democratic" mob tore up a few plants at TV channel in the Indian Capital. The channel allegedly said things the innocent mob didn't like. What will it take for these guy...

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Funny story: Byker Grove to be Re-Launched as Burka Grove

Byker Grove to be Re-Launched as Burka Grove

While this reporter likes nothing better than dressing up in a Burka and sitting on a bus with a clock under my arm; it seems the political correctness climate has taken a turn for the worse with revelations from that a contemporary version of Biker...

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Funny story: Sir Elton Does Morocco - Despite His Bitch Lip About Jesus Being Gay

Sir Elton Does Morocco - Despite His Bitch Lip About Jesus Being Gay

Sir Elton John gave homophobic protesters in Morocco the piano finger after protests by Islamists who tried to prevent Sir John's appearance, claiming the openly gay singer would offend public morals. Sir Elton came underfire with his bitch lip c...

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Funny story: French Government To Ban Women's Clothing

French Government To Ban Women's Clothing

The French government is expected to announce extreme new laws preventing women from wearing any clothes in public. Nicholas Sarkozy has long been an advocate of "sexy politique" and if he gets his way then French women could be seen in the nude very...

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