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Funny story: Stacey Solomon Was All Set To Punch Gillian McKeith

Stacey Solomon Was All Set To Punch Gillian McKeith

Skoob Entertainment News is reluctant to cover the latest Ant n Dec fuelled jungle fiasco, but we've kind of been lured back into the fold after the utter fuckwittedness of TV dietician and 'You Are What You Eat' star Gillian McKeith. It seems pre...

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Funny story: I'm A Celebrity - "Poor Gillian" Crocodile Tears

I'm A Celebrity - "Poor Gillian" Crocodile Tears

Sources at I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here are predicting huge viewing figures thanks to Gillian McKeith's breakdowns. And programme makers are apparently rubbing their hands with glee as the fragile nutritionist struggles to cope with life in...

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Funny story: Gillian McKeith Broadsided By Buffty Ginslinger For Jungle Histrionics

Gillian McKeith Broadsided By Buffty Ginslinger For Jungle Histrionics

Skoob Entertainment News supremo Buffty Ginslinger today launched an astonishing broadside at 'You Are What You Eat' star Gillian McKeith after her jungle induced 'fainting' episode on 'I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here.' Speaking from a bus st...

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Funny story: Stacey Solomon Eats Kangaroo Penis And Gets A Face Full Of Gunk!

Stacey Solomon Eats Kangaroo Penis And Gets A Face Full Of Gunk!

Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger shocked the entertainment industry today by announcing that he's actually taken quite a shine to former X-Factor contestant and current 'I'm A Celeb' star Stacey Solomon. Speaking from a skip som...

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Funny story: I'm A Celeb - Linford Christie Won't Starve In The Jungle As He Has A Big Lunch Box

I'm A Celeb - Linford Christie Won't Starve In The Jungle As He Has A Big Lunch Box

So we're back in the jungle again with a motley crew of celebs, who over the next month or so will put themselves through the entire spectrum of personal humiliation in order to collect a nice fat cheque at the end of it all. But some observers cl...

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Funny story: Stacey Solomon Shows Off Her Camel Toe On Aussie Beach

Stacey Solomon Shows Off Her Camel Toe On Aussie Beach

Kooky former X-Factor contestant Stacey Solomon was warming up nicely for her upcoming appearance on 'I'm A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here' on an Australian beach. Posing for photographers in a metallic finish Khaki bikini yesterday, Stacey indeed...

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Funny story: I'm A Celebrity - A Nation Yawns

I'm A Celebrity - A Nation Yawns

So the latest Z-listers headed for the jungle have been announced - it's Ant & Dec again! No, seriously folks - there's an ex-MP who went out with a Cheeky Girl, a guy who was in Chariots of Fire, a former Happy Monday, one of Rod Stewart's ol...

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Funny story: Killing rats on Aussie TV Jungle celeb shows is forbidden, and eating them too!

Killing rats on Aussie TV Jungle celeb shows is forbidden, and eating them too!

An Australian TV "Celeb Jungle Get Me Out Of Here" show has been found guilty of killing and eating Jungle rats, delicious! The global RSPCA are planning street protests in Sydney in solidarity with the rats and feel that such cruel, inhumane beha...

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Funny story: Cannibal Tribe Messes Up Zimbabwe's "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here" Big Time!

Cannibal Tribe Messes Up Zimbabwe's "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here" Big Time!

LALAPANZI, Zimbabwe - The producers for the Zimbabwean version of I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here which only aired one show are still in shock. The ten Zimbabwean celebrities were flown into the lost jungle known as The Great Fufamusa Yum Yum...

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Funny story: Jungle King And Rat Killer Gino - Salt Of The Earth. Jordan Furious.

Jungle King And Rat Killer Gino - Salt Of The Earth. Jordan Furious.

I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, King Of The Jungle, Italian chef Gino D'Acampo was slammed as a cheat today, allegedly, by uber breasted drink swiller Jordan. D'Acampo was accused of smuggling tea, coffee, sugar and salt into the jungle camp,...

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Funny story: Rat Meat Processors Association defend "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!"

Rat Meat Processors Association defend "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!"

Hamelin (Hameln), Germany: The Rat Meat Processors Association spokesman, Herr Pied Piper has defended the actions of Gino D'Acampo, the winner of I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, and fellow contestant Stuart Manning, who are both facing anim...

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Funny story: Jungle King Gino A Bit Worried About Coming Home

Jungle King Gino A Bit Worried About Coming Home

Italian chef and newly crowned King Of The Jungle, Gino D'Acampo was over the moon tonight following his richly deserved jungle triumph. Gino proved that he can cut the mustard when he's in a jam and that he can tolerate being surrounded by tarts,...

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Funny story: Gentleman George Bows Out Of The Jungle

Gentleman George Bows Out Of The Jungle

Gentleman George Hamilton walked out of the jungle yesterday on UK reality show 'I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of here Now!' Thanks George. You were the only remotely interesting individual on the show. As a Spoof reporting team, we feel it our d...

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Funny story: Samantha Fox Voted Out Of The Jungle - Katie Price Offers To Step In

Samantha Fox Voted Out Of The Jungle - Katie Price Offers To Step In

Former page three model, and subject of millions of male fantasies back in the 80's, Samantha Fox was tonight voted out of the jungle on ultra crap Z-list celeb reality show "I'm An Asshole! Get Me Out Of Here Now!" The vertically challenged star,...

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Funny story: I'm a celebrity, get me out of here! scandal: predator versus predator.

I'm a celebrity, get me out of here! scandal: predator versus predator.

Before the next series of "I'm a celebrity, get me out of here!" was planned producers were warned by aboriginal natives that there would be a stalker in the jungle. Of course, Ant & Dec thought they knew what the aborigines meant because they kn...

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Funny story: Jordan out of Jungle but not out of the shit

Jordan out of Jungle but not out of the shit

When pointless breast carriage mechanism Katie Price left the Celebrity Jungle camp saying: "I am going home. I miss my kids so much," we here at the Cycle thought just for a moment that her execrable performance and the overwhelming opprobium of the...

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Funny story: Jedward To Replace Katie Price In The Jungle

Jedward To Replace Katie Price In The Jungle

Following Katie Price's shockingly predictable 'I'm A Celebrity' runner, from the jungle, an announcement is expected that Dublin twin disaster duo John and Edward Grimes are jetting down under as we speak to add a little pzazz to the jungle malarkey...

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