Written by Skoob1999

Monday, 15 November 2010

image for Stacey Solomon Eats Kangaroo Penis And Gets A Face Full Of Gunk!
Dessert. Apparently.

Skoob Entertainment News supremo, Buffty Ginslinger shocked the entertainment industry today by announcing that he's actually taken quite a shine to former X-Factor contestant and current 'I'm A Celeb' star Stacey Solomon.

Speaking from a skip somewhere in Earls Court after a heavy night on the tiles, Buffty insisted that any girl who's a bit dippy, daft enough to eat kangaroo penis, and then get a face full of gunk in a bush tucker challenge is all right as far as he's concerned.

Aussie comedian Diggerty Blewitt didn't necessarily concur.

"She's amiable enough and seems like quite a sweet girl, but she's as flaky as hell cobber. Silly cow can't stop laughing the moment she opens her gob. To me mate, it seems like she finds her own voice amusing. Like as soon as she hears her own voice she pisses herself laughing because it's her talking. I mean, what's that all about?"

Which prompted a furious response from Buffty Ginslinger.

"Who the bloody hell is Diggerty Blewitt, and what does he mean to me? The man's an idiot! Has he not seen the pics of Stacey on the beach in a bikini showing off her camel toe? The man's a ruddy buffoon! Stacey's a right little love. Okay, she may be able to eat an apple through a letterbox, as some claim, but that doesn't give Blewitt the right to slag the girl off! The man's an oaf. And a cad. And a bounder. I don't care what anybody says - Stacey is beautiful. A proper English rose. And if that down under knobhead can't see that, he could always put a bag over her head. The silly bastard."

More as we get it.

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