Early this morning, Elin Nordegren crashed a Cadillac Escalade into a neighbor's hedge, sending the vehicle careening into BMW parked nearby. Elmer Pudd, the plumber for Nordegren's mansion, and Barney Pfaff, the mailman assigned to the neighborhood,...
After signing on Elin Nordegren as their spokesperson, plans have been announced by Pooma to launch the Elin Nordegren Golf Clubs for Women. "I'm really excited about this new line of clubs," Elin said. "Not only will you be able to play a great g...
In a secret interview, Rachel Uchitel, the #1 mistress in the lineup of 'Tiger Babes', has confessed that she is angry with Tiger. 'We worked so hard to have a love child', Rachel said. 'Learning that he has been shooting blanks the whole time is...
After Elin Nordegren's tearful confession that Tiger Woods is not the father of her children, and identified 'the pool boy' as their father, two other men stepped forward to claim paternity. Nordegren married Woods in 2004, and later gave birth to...
Just in time for Christmas, twelve of Tiger Woods' mistresses rolled out a calendar which features one of them 'in the buff' for each month in 2010. 'Too bad the year doesn't have 14 months', said Mark Reacher, vice president of XXX-Rated Calendar...
In an exclusive interview with the Swedish newspaper Norrsskvigg Daggbladdet, Elin Nordegren has revealed that her husband, famed golfer Tiger Woods, is not the father of her children. Nordegren married Woods on October 5, 2004, in a wedding cerem...
Orlando, Fla - (Reuterus): "No wonder Elin's hired a divorce lawyer who's name means cliché," a celebwatch magazine LA FaghHagSlagMag editorial commented today. The publication says Elin Woods has just instructed awesome California attorney Sorrel...
Orlando, Fla - (Bare-Assed Cheek): A 2001 holographic pop-up advent calendar featuring partially clad Elin Nordegren and her stunning identical twin sister Josefin has been blamed as the root of Tiger Woods' marriage woes. The beautiful blonde blu...
Your roving reporter was rudely awoken this morning at 11:15 am, whilst attempting to sleep off a skin-full by a phone call. A raspy hissing voice told me that there was a story that I couldn't afford to miss out on. Intrigued, I wrote down the di...
It's the hottest story of the year and now it may be made into a movie from both the view of Tiger Woods and his wife plus some other people involved! That's the latest in the Tiger Woods saga. Turning the whole sideshow into a movie may sound st...
A press conference was hastily called this morning by Samurai Sports to announce the newest line of golf clubs; just in time for Christmas Day delivery. Addressing a speechless and bedraggled muckraking cohort of reporters, Hiroshima Andrews, V.P...
With all the confusion with the emergency vehicles yesterday and the fact that it was Tiger Woods mother-in-law who left in the first emergency, some of it has been sorted out at least. Apparently, Tiger's wife Elin Nordegren and his two children...
Orlando, Fla - (Thrilla-Spilla): "Yeah, it's a kinda copycat Michael Jackson marriage," porn actress Veronica Slut-Daniels claimed today. "Guess the term 'broodmare' comes into it! "Hellsbells, Tiger's wife's helluva lot prettier than ex-derm...
Orange County, Florida: In a new development to the Tiger Woods Brands Inc., the Rat Meat Processors Association President, Herr Pied Piper has issued a Tiger's Rat Meat 'Health Warning'. From his office in Hamelin, Germany, Herr Pied Piper release...
Miami, Florida - Tiger Wood's wife, Elin Nordegren has announced that she's been shopping around her autobiography in New York in the hopes of cashing in some chits at the expense of her billionaire husband before they end up in divorce court. Te...
Tiger Woods Kitchen, Orange County, Florida: In this exclusive interview with Elin Nordegren, Spoofy Doofy was able to gain access to the Tiger Woods household and interview his wife Elin Nordegren. Having been to some war zones around the world...
Corroborated smackdown is now coming in confirming Kimbo Slice has made the move to WWF wrestling and has lost in his first match up involving Tiger Woods' wife. The WWE Entertainment group apparently felt setting Kimbo up for an easy victory aga...
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