Miami, Florida - Tiger Wood's wife, Elin Nordegren has announced that she's been shopping around her autobiography in New York in the hopes of cashing in some chits at the expense of her billionaire husband before they end up in divorce court.
Tentatively titled, 'How Tiger's Woody Got The Shaft', Ms. Nordegren promises the book to be an expose of the life of the most celebrated golfer in history. More precisely it will discuss her puritanical decision to 'keep her legs crossed' throughout the marriage which led her husband to focus all of his energies into his business activities and ultimately concluded with him becoming a billionaire this year.
Said Ms. Nordegren, "There isn't a white collar, weekend golfing husband in America that can't identify with it."
