Borden, Wisconsin - Today the world's only Non-Dairy herd of cows walked off the job on strike condemning Governor Walker's stand against Unions. This specialized herd of cows produces, non-dairy creamer, sweetened condensed milk, evaporated milk...
A woman from a shady valley somewhere in Devon got seven shades of shit kicked out of her after mistakenly parading around in 18th Century frilly clothes. Miss Dorothy Danube, a foxy lady who hides beneath an outward spinster librarian appearance,...
There was mayhem today at the Annual World Cow Jumping Games in Scotland. An amazing series of events was triggered when the entrance money was somehow stolen by two mysterious onlookers who looked exactly like a Cat and a Fiddle. 'They've vani...
There was me, sitting by the computer, and I thought to myslef....I said: "Jesus Budda, why don't you just post the shite you whack into the FASCINATING THREAD as Magazine Articles instead of letting it wallow away in some crappy discussion forum that nobody cares about anyways...?" So I have decided to post this fascinating drivel as Mag stories from now on. FASCINATING Cow/Cattle related f...
It has been exclusively revealed to us here at Tripe News International that Twilight toothsome twosome and bloodsucking bosom buddies and blood transfusing Transylvanian top totty superstars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have disappeared.
12-year old Lobotomy Channel reality star Kourtney Kardashian was keen to show off her incredibly-toned physique as recently as last Wednesday, as she looked absolutely incredible basking in the sun in Miami with her boyfriend Scott "Spotted" Dicksic...
Bangalore Herald, Bangalore, India: Indian authorities have decided enough is enough! The traffic in India's major cities is total madness and mayhem and Indian drivers refuse to obey anybody. The police stand on the corners, crossings, traffic li...
A six year old Friesian cow was recovering today after its arse was repeatedly hit by a mysterious banjo wielding maniac. It had been grazing in a field when the attacker approached it from behind and started beating its backside with the spherica...
Why is mad cow disease called that? Well it is because the cows who obtained it were really mad when they were running from the butchers. The mad running caused the cows to get infected before they were killed, then the meat was sold without any i...
Blood and milk flowed in Vatican City when a papal bull, Barney, attacked and raped the winner of the Happy Cow contest; Kirsten. As everyone knows the happy cow was on a worldwide tour promoting the milk industry and the Vatican sought to improv...
Westville, WI According to the news in this little known Wisconsin Town, Female cattle, aka cows, have been developing extremely large "udders". The Dairy Farmers' Digest reported this in their last issue published in June of 2008, but no one seem...
SAN FRANCISCO- The Environmental Activism and Nobel Peace Prize winner of 2004, Al Gore, announced Wednesday that the global warming has been linked to the farts and burps of most bovine animals. "Most people lack an understanding of the power al...
BIHAREM India - A new mode of getting high has achieved widespread farmer acceptance here, according to the chief medicine man, Totokimsmokumshiiti: smoking bull dung. In India's remote north-east, the people of the state of Biharem have devised a...
London, England, UK Britain's Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Humans (RSPCH) has issued a warning about the dangers of provoking groups of large, angry women after at least four people were trampled to death in the past two months by...
Local farming representatives have called on Little Boy Blue to come blue his horn after several people have discovered cows in the corn. "We are calling upon the young lad to use his powers to make this terrible travesty stop", said one man, "onl...
The diary of former Chicago resident Catherine O'Leary, who's cow was accused of starting the Great Chicago Fire of 1871, has been found in an old trunk in a Chicago antique store. Mrs. O'Leary (1827 to 1895) has long been accused of leaving a ker...
Grand Rapids, MI- Renowned film director Peter Jackson said earlier today that he plans to direct a movie, "Beware the Cow," with a cast made up of cows only! He said he's had the dream to do so since he was a child. "Well mate," Peter said to me...
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