Little Boy Blue Come Blow Your Horn!

Funny story written by Chamone

Wednesday, 15 July 2009

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Come and blow it, Little Boy Blue!

Local farming representatives have called on Little Boy Blue to come blue his horn after several people have discovered cows in the corn.

"We are calling upon the young lad to use his powers to make this terrible travesty stop", said one man, "only he knows how to use that horn and use it now he must".

The cows have been getting restless and many believe that they have bigger plans ready besides stomping through the cornfields.

Murder and mayhem cannot be too far behind.

The half-tonne creatures can chew half their body weight in grass a day and it shouldn't be too long before they enter the local park and wreak havoc.

Only Little Boy Blue's intervention can prevent the area from being overrun by marauding cattle and steaming dung.

The Boy hasn't been seen since he left his post in support of the Boy Who Cried Wolf.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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