Beleagured Libyan former leader Gaddafi has given me an exclusive interview. We had our Arabic translator on the line immediately and we are able to give our followers and the world his exclusive words. 'I am winning' he said 'the rats are on the run.' Gaddafi was asked how he could be leaving Tripoli and be still winning. 'That is to deceive the world into thinking we have been defeat...
In a surprising turn of events in Lybia this evening, the rebels who recently overthrew the brutal dictator Muammar Gaddafi have suffered their own defeat. After a mere 19 hours, the stronghold the rebels held on Martyr Square has been replaced...
Reports currently indicate that Sky News reporter, Alex Crawford, has been rushed to hospital in Tripoli in the back of a pickup truck, with her protective helmet stuck firmly to her head. As Gaddafi loyalists fought a desperate rearguard action,...
The first act of the new rebel leadership in Libya is to strip Gaddaffi of his military rank. "It's been ridiculous," said, Haffa Sigarat, one rebel leader. "I've only been in the military for three weeks, and I'm already a major. He's been a colo...
According to reports, embattled Libyan strongman Colonel Muamar Gadhafi has fled Libya and is on his way to California, where he has been offered political asylum in Charlie Sheen's Sober Valley Ranch compound. There has been much speculation...
Tripoli - Months of dire Sex & The City repeats followed by non-stop 24/7 airings of the two movie sequels have taken their toll on the Libyan uprising. This afternoon rebel forces advancing on Tripoli took the decision to humanely kill-off th...
A jubilant David Cameron was scarcely able to contain his excitement earlier this morning during a press conference that had been hastily called to discuss the overthrow of Libyan dictator, Colonel Gaddafi. The PM, flanked on either side by a claq...
Bournemouth - Ministry of Defence sources are saying absolutely nothing, of course, but a horrible local gut feeling prevails that the Mad Dog of the Middle East may be responsible for downing the RAF Hawk jet. At around 13.50BST one of nine Red A...
Colonel Gaddafi has called on Arab nations to support the British rebels who are fighting isolated battles across London against Cameron's imposed oppressive coalition regime. Gaddafi says that it is time to support the freedom of the people of Brita...
The United Nations has offered a whole bunch of "goodies", including a Swiss Ski Chalet to Libyan dictator Muammar Qadaffi if he would just "fucking leave the country so that they can declare victory and let all the rebels fall into disarray and kill...
As a cat I am privy to many secrets of the Guddayfee family. They even talk to me and ask my advice on state policy. But how do I know-I am just a cat, but they seem to think I am more than that. Perhaps the Guddayfees are really Ewoks from Return of the Jedi and maybe I am C3PO. Anyway, last week Saif decided to take me on a shopping trip around London. Somehow he managed to land at Heathrow a...
Muammar Gaddafi, the infamous Libyan leader, has been spotted in the West Indies watching the recent India cricket tour. The Colonel, who has been in the press every single day for the last 6 months for all the wrong reasons, has been found by the We...
The latest craze that's sweeping the nation - Planking - has been exposed as actually being nothing more than "lying down in front of or on top of things you wouldn't normally lie down in front of or on top of". These controversial words were issu...
Colonel Gaddafi's fourth wife, known as Daffy Duck throughout Libya, has taken over from her husband who is reportedly 'indisposed'. This is the result of Gaddafi's increasing uneasiness at the Bombs that are exploding in his toliet. 'When you ca...
After Sepp Blatter's "Crisis, What Crisis ?" press conference in Zurich last night, an increasing number of commentators are suggesting that the FIFA president and the Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi are one and the same person. There are certainly...
London - Reports are coming in that Muammar Gaddafi is hiding under the very noses of the authorities at the hospital's Rear, Nose and Throat department. A carefully worded media campaign excoriating UK geriatric care is believed to be an MI5 smok...
The unusual hiding place of Ratko Mladic has tonight been revealed for the very first time. It is believed that Ratko was able to evade capture because no one could understand how anyone could possibly survive in the strange place he chose to live...
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