Gaddafi Speaks in Exclusive Interview

Written by j.w.

Wednesday, 24 August 2011

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The murdered mouse

Beleagured Libyan former leader Gaddafi has given me an exclusive interview.

We had our Arabic translator on the line immediately and we are able to give our followers and the world his exclusive words.

'I am winning' he said 'the rats are on the run.'

Gaddafi was asked how he could be leaving Tripoli and be still winning.

'That is to deceive the world into thinking we have been defeated. You watch, we will return and chase the rodents from our capital'.

We ventured to ask why there was so much rebellion in Libya.

'You have more rebellion in Britain than we have' he declared 'I have been reading Spoof and I realise the Age of Anarchy has come to London.'

'That's all over' I insisted. All the culprits are in custody.'

'You are just stoking things up so it will be worse next time' laughed the former Libyan leader.

We heard explosions and the line was cut for a while. But then returned. 'Sorry about that' said Gaddafi 'we were celebrating a victory.'

I asked who he had conquered.

'We just shot the head off a passing mouse' he said.

So the battle against the animals of Libya goes on. The RSPCA mission to Libya is set to move once they get the green light from David Cameron.'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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