ADELAIDE, AUSTRALIA- In a major effort to increase the Chinese Panda's population, Australian and Chinese officials met at the Adelaide zoo yesterday to urge the Panda's to have sexual relations. "Hurry up and shag!" Governor General, Quentin Bryc...
A Chinese diplomat at the United Nations stated Friday that Beijing was now under five feet of snow after they seeded the clouds two weeks ago so they could experience it for the first time, and he blames the West! "For many years we were on our o...
The race to the 'new moon' ended yesterday when Chinese astronaut Yao-Li confirmed to a press conference in Beijing that China had beaten the U.S. to the new moon. A flurry of questions followed. Journalists were skeptical as there hadn't been a...
Restaurateur, Chow Sum Fat, owner of the exclusive LA eatery 'See You Next Tuesday' has vowed to have real Texan chupacabra on his extensive menu by the end of the year. Chow, famous for having eaten absolutely everything, from snow leopards to Am...
A World Health Organisation spokesman today blamed the Irish and the Chinese for an unsustainable explosion in the population of the planet. With 1.2 billion citizens, the role of the Chinese in the breeding process is explicable, but the Irish, w...
Carrie Prejean is arguing against the so called Lynne studies, done in 1977, that claim Chinese have an I.Q. of 105 after she suffered serious health problems when it was discovered she had Chinese drywall installed in her home. Her house has a r...
The Secret Service is extremely disturbed over the discovery that the new dog adopted by the President's family is actually a Chinese mole. It is a mole not only in the sense that it has been equipped with micro-spy equipment in order to gather intel...
All over the world, people are claiming that they have been affected by the Chinese Ghostnet computer attack. Ghostnet has taken control of thousands of high-profile computers and stolen secret information from them. Now it appears that it has also...
Beijing's biggest fire for eleventeen years has presented a huge problem. China's most prestigious building currently under construction, the new CCTV offices and studios, were gutted earlier this week. Deciding whether to destroy the building, or...
In a recent informal discussion during an elaborate lunch, President Hu Jin Tao, after a huge gin tonic, mentioned that he had received a report related to the problems created by Chinese style toilets. Mr Hu Flungdung said "Apparently it's not t...
The Chinese government continues to strike blow after blow against the surging capitalist market of online pornography. Their efforts have culminated in a month long campaign which shut down over 1,250 porn sites. In a valiant attempt to save the...
John O'Neill and his Swift Boat Veterans for Truth have announced that Barrak Obama is really not Black O'Neill was quoted by the International Enquirer as saying "He just painted his face and hired a Black woman to pretend to be his wife "...
Leipzig - (Who-Flung-Dung? Mess): Germany's fabled Max Plonk Institute of Science has been inundated with punters asking for the services of a Chinese brothel. The organization's finance had been in precarious overdraft until an ingenious brainwav...
Brussels, Belgium - The European Commission has issued its much-anticipated guidelines regulating the health and safety of transporting illegal immigrants into the EU and between member countries. EC spokesperson, Noah Passaporta explained the...
Indians are originally from China as we have the same drinking gene besides same hair/eye color. I used to tell my date I'll not be responsible after the second drink. Chinese walked across the Arctic from China to America - at one time it could be frozen to link the two continents. Some were lazy not to go further south and they became Eskimos. Some went further and they became Indians, and so...
DONGLONG China - It is now official that the two Chinese gold medal gymnasts, He Kexin and Jiang Yuyuan, did in fact meet every olympic competition requirement in regards to age. Foo Chow Sakiyama, a reporter for Peking television station WANG ch...
The Chinese have switched to other sources of milk due to recent contamination problems and deaths in the nation's dairy supplies. Alternative ways to obtain calcium and other needed nutrients are being explored to keep the Oriental babies from...
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