China to demonstrate Arab hijacker demolishing CCTV building

Funny story written by dgwest7

Saturday, 14 February 2009

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Beijing's biggest fire for eleventeen years has presented a huge problem. China's most prestigious building currently under construction, the new CCTV offices and studios, were gutted earlier this week.

Deciding whether to destroy the building, or to attempt to repair itis a tough decision.

Most of the civil engineers are saying that the building is too badly damaged for repair, so the possibilities of demolition are being examined.

These engineers are studying previous similar demolitions, and they have found many factors in common with World Trade Centre number seven, the third building to collapse on that fateful day over seven years ago. The demolition of each of these three WTC buildings provides the desired result - the building falling at the speed of gravity, into its own footprint. The Chinese engineers have carefully examined all the conspiracy theories related to this incident, and they find that the least believable theory is the one that states that nineteen Arabs hijacked four planes in order to demolish these buildings.

They are frustrated by the lack of information in the NIST report regarding the collapse of Building Seven. They have sent a request to Donald Rumsfeld, and to Larry Silverstein, the two people believed to really know how to demolish this kind of building. The Chinese engineers wish to know how to do it in order to incur as little inconvenience as possible to the Beijing lifestyle. They are particularly interested in the logistics plan for the removal of debris in the minimum possible time, and say that on this occasion there will be no protests about the lack of time for a thorough investigation, as the whole event will be shown live to the world.

They have considered hiring the same people that the NIST report says flew the planes into the World Trade Center buildings. The project leaders of the team who would become responsible for the demolition of the CCTV building are pleased to say that they have tentatively invited the named pilots of the four flights involved that day, and two of them have replied accepting the offer. However, the offer is subject to these Arabian pilots explaining how they managed to survive those horrific crashes, when all other persons present died or disappeared without trace, along with the four aircraft involved.

So we have a serious possibility of a reconstruction of the purported events of 9/11, with thousands of private video cameras and commentators present to document all details accurately. Many are saying that it is not possible for aircraft to destroy buildings in this manner, proven by the fact that the CCTV building has not collapsed already, even though it was a far more severe fire and burnt for far longer and with more severity than the WTC 7 fire. William Hill is offering seven to one that the Arabian pilots cannot do it again.

We are expecting Barrack Obama to be present at the ribbon tieing to mark the official closing of this important CCTV building.

CCTV promised to report the event if allowed to by the party.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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