John O'Neill and his Swift Boat Veterans for Truth have announced that Barrak Obama is really not Black
O'Neill was quoted by the International Enquirer as saying "He just painted his face and hired a Black woman to pretend to be his wife "
"It was all planned back in Vietnam in 1968 by John Kerry just before he shot himself in the foot to win the 2004 Presidential Election "
"If Obama's Black I'm the King of England!"
Meanwhile back in NoJewsHere Alabama a good ole Red State Boy is whittlin on the porch
"Unis -- didn't that Jolson fella paint his face too?"