Chinese Freezing Their Asses Off, Blame The West

Written by Bureau

Saturday, 14 November 2009

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A Chinese diplomat at the United Nations stated Friday that Beijing was now under five feet of snow after they seeded the clouds two weeks ago so they could experience it for the first time, and he blames the West!

"For many years we were on our own and moss grows fat on a Rolling Stone. hee hee. Make joke to lighten up mood as Chuck mad as Hooter. We Chinese did well until the West came calling. Now we full of problems."

Chiag Chi Chuck also told how the Greeks of the seventh century BCE thought human beings could control climate and instructed the whole world without trying their theories out.

"Then rest of the world's great brains began teaching that these were FACTS and began studying them further but when someone began experimenting with facts, only 2,000 years later, many facts not true."

He then cited such things as bleeding patients, drilling holes in head for migraine headache or the famous Francis Bacon who determined that if cold could slow down decay, food could be kept in ice, so he experimented with it and it slowed "and sure enough, it work."

"But Bacon get pneumonia after continually going in and out to check frozen chicken in the snow and died."

"That is us. West teach us to seed cloud and now we got snow up to ass in Beijing and many getting pneumonia."

"And YOUR fault. We were better left alone."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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