In the new national school curriculum unveiled yesterday by the Minister for Education, Mr. Ben Down, a major change in sex education is to take place in Australian schools. The Minister said that practical work would be introduced into the teaching...
Yestadee, th Orstralyan Govmint changed al speling over to a simplifide form of fernetic speling. "This moov" sed th Pri Minster, Mr Malcum Turnbul, "wil put Orstralya in th forfront ov wirld progres in edicashun. No moor wil we b slaves too an outda...
In a statement to a group of unbiased human-only media reporters this morning, the Australian Prime Minister, Mr Malcolm Turnbull, announced that, despite UN orders, Australia will not be accepting its usual input of thousands of extra-terrestrial im...
A two year investigation into the integrity of Australian Federal politicians identified one non-dodgy member of parliament. Headed up by Professor Wayne Brown-Cardigan, the Parliamentary Investigation analysed the behaviours of all 226 politicians i...
23 million Aussies have woken up this week wondering if aliens abducted Malcolm Bullshite and replaced him with one of their own. Recent coup d'etat winner and serial smiling assassin Bullshite was sworn in as the latest Aussie Prime Minister this we...
Australian Prime Minister Tony Abcess has been discovered thinking. His wife, Maggie Achin held a press conference this afternoon at their Struggle Street one-roomed unit. "G'day. I got some news for yous. I know Tony likes to give out knighthood...
Immigration is often spoke about in hushed tones and whispered corners by those afraid to be called "racist" for voicing an opinion. Not Australia. Their Prime Minister has repeatedly been at the forefront of his countries "battle" with illegal immig...
In order to answer this simple question our magazine "Conned Weekly" contacted Lord Hiram Abiff Cook of the British Foreign Office London who candidly answered unaware that we had recorded the conversation. Here is what he said: Well, old sport...
Port Augusta, South Australia, is part of the "Iron Triangle" which sister town Whyalla is part of. Port Augusta is effectainly called Port Agutta and houses many attractions such as the two lane Port Augusta bridge which was used in the film "Wolf Creek" Further attractions are the alcohol free dry zone covering the whole town, don't worry folks you can drink in the hotels but not in the s...
Iron Knob, South Australia, is a pleasant surprise for tourists and adventurers who want a slice of the unexpected. Iron Knob is a former iron ore town that feed the ore hungry town of Whyalla. When driving into the little town you will notice the colour red is everywhere, at one time Iron Knob was going to be called Red Knob, but a Christian lobby group protested and said it sounded like an...
Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott today launched a radical budget initiative on the back of the resounding support for the Liberal Party's decision to cut Centrelink payments to parents who choose not to vaccinate their children. The new budge...
Whyalla, South Australia is a steel making town nestled in the picturesque desert region of what is quaintly called the "Iron Triangle". When driving into the town, the reddish brown dust cloud that hangs over the small city, glistens with sunlig...
UK bookies made a mint by leaving out Australia as a candidate for the next 'terrorist attack' and had instead the UK as clear favourite with Spain second. The gunman who laid siege to a Sydney restaurant was named as Man Haron Monis. He forced so...
The International Children's Song Contest is coming to town, and Sgt Bob Smith of the Queensland Police is none too happy. Headline acts for the show include the Arnot sisters, Rose and Rikki, who have been described by Sgt Smith as 'hearing a dru...
Several more interesting big stones have been attracting tourists in Australia who, having seen Ayer's Rock are keen to have even more sensational fun watching different big red lumps of sandstone. Kata Tjuta, sometimes written Tjuṯa, are a group...
Charlie Drake's boomerang, thrown near Alice Springs in Northern Australia in the early 1970s has been spotted by the Hubble telescope spinning its way down to Ayer's Rock. Aborigine Chiefs have been informed and huge nets have been erected to p...
Ayers Rock, the Australian tourist sensation has been bought on HeBay by a U.S. businessman. The rock, which goes red in the sunrise and sunset like all other rocks, is understood to have sold for a trillion dollars to an anonymous American bidder.
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