Australian Prime Minister Tony Abcess has been discovered thinking. His wife, Maggie Achin held a press conference this afternoon at their Struggle Street one-roomed unit.
"G'day. I got some news for yous. I know Tony likes to give out knighthoods to the royal family, and he's not too keen on gay people getting married. Oh, and he hates those bloody noisy windmill things too and can't tell when the Speaker is rorting their expenses.
"But this week we discovered he's been suffering from a rare condition which means he hasn't seen anything, heard anything nor thought about anything since 1960. After receiving a blow to the head this week from a trade unionist he mistook for the Pope, Tony was discovered locked in the john deep in thought.
"So far he hasn't said anything but the specialist says he may make a full recovery and there's hope he may be able to think like normal people soon.
"We are supporting him in every way possible, at least from outside the bathroom door, and fully expect him back on the floor in Canberra next week running our lucky country. Thank yous for yas time"
