Las Vegas- Tiger Woods issued a statement earlier today claiming he was the victim of racial profiling by the women who have claimed to have been lovers with the golf pro. Woods who is staying in a condo during what he calls, "a horrible mix...
ORLANDO, Florida - A major sponsor for Tiger Woods sent him a "Dear John" e-mail Sunday to "clear the air" and let the beleaguered golf star know they "have been working with a new spokesman" in the wake of a recent shit storm of controversy swirling...
(Defecated News) The world looked on in shock when a few days ago, the mother-in-law was rushed off to hospital with abdominal pains. Unconfirmed reports say that some people believe Barbro Holmberg was in fact 'THE NINTH HOLE'. However, lawyers f...
A few days after a national tabloid paper outed Tiger Woods on an affair, a second "other woman" came forward. The next day saw a few dozen. Thus far this morning, it has been thousands of women seeking headlines for admitting affairs with the worl...
In an astonishing revelation, former singer & TV presenter Dame Cilla Black admitted last night that she had enjoyed a carnal relationship with the Archbishop of Canterbury for over 40 years. "It started in the 60's" said Dame Cilla, speaking...
Obese and cretinous Daily Mail writer Jan Moir has been exposed as having a secret affair with a cream cake. It's been revealed that Mrs Moir has been cheating on her husband with the fattening pastry for the entire duration of their marriage. It'...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Cindy Crawford's announcement that she has a recipe to keep husbands from cheating on their wives has created quite a buzz in Washington, D.C., said a source. The supermodel claimed that hiring a housekeeper "give[s] overworked...
Electronics Super Giant Apple have been accused of making it easier for owners of their iPhone to have extra-marital affairs, though Apple deny any complicity. The whole sordid tale started when Apple released their new Applelet for the iPhone cal...
(New York-NY) At a press conference held today at New York's Saint Regis hotel, former New York State Governor Eliot Spitzer and South Carolina State Governor Mark Sanford announced that they would be forming an independent party. Or as former Govern...
Olunews and other top news organization have recently reported that actress Nayan secretly got married to Sampath. When OluNews asked the actress for comment she denied the reports that she got married to Sampu. When asked about her relationship with...
It has been a long time since we have heard from good old Saint Nick, who is well known for delivering presents all across the world. Recently however, he has not been 'hohohoing'. This is because he reportedly said that he is splitting up from his d...
Has LeAnn Rimes been caught having an affair with her "Northern Lights"onscreen love interest? That's the shocking allegation made by US Weekly about the country cutie who's accused of falling for her Lifetime TV movie Northern Lights costar Eddie...
Cybrary City, Lalaland - Two avatars in the virtual online cyber game Second Life have divorced after one of them discovered the real life creator of the second one having an affair with another real person. Avatar Gettalife Quandry met and fell...
The worlds leading money wrangler, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, head of the International Monetary Fund (IMF), has been cleared of allegations that he was in the wrong when he had an affair with a married IMF economist. After making the 'coin with two...
New York, New York - While being sworn into the New York governor's office, now former lieutenant governor, David Paterson and his wife had sexual affairs. The announcement came just moments after Paterson completed his oath of office, taking eve...
If you ask my partner, he'll assign much more attributes than '29, 35-24-36, 60 kg, 170 cm tall healthy sexy female'. The reason I bring this up is the mysterious significance of my fitting measurements. Don't get me wrong. My intimate life prior to the episode, shortly explained, seemed perfectly all right. Briefly, we were both mystically led to take a trip to the 'Valley of Fertility', in the v...
TALLAHASSEE - A Florida man is definitely not laughing after being made a cuckold by his wife of five years. For those of you who are uneducated, and I know there are a lot, a cuckold is a husband whose wife was boned by another dude (clearly not a...
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