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Funny story: Gronk Won't Dance with the Stars at the Oscars

Gronk Won't Dance with the Stars at the Oscars

Just when you thought Gronk had turned over a new leaf, he has reverted to form-until someone put undue pressure on his career. Like a Bas Relief on a Greek vase, a thing of beauty is a joy forever. And, Gronk was heading for the world of beau...

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Funny story: Oscars committee jitters at Adele Adkins' 'barrage balloon' dress

Oscars committee jitters at Adele Adkins' 'barrage balloon' dress

Los Angeles - A total ban on all wide-angle lens shots is one option under consideration as Academy Awards judges ponder the merit of booking Adele to sing at Sunday night's ceremony. The Brit entertainer is due to perform the Skyfall theme nomina...

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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 18th August 2012

Football Gossip & comments 18th August 2012

Toulouse defender Cheikh M'Bengue, 24, has revealed he is wanted by Arsenal. (Daily Star) Shake yar money to Cheik M'Bengue, Arsenal - theirs noting toulouse! Meanwhile, the Craven Cottage club have rejected a 'very low' bid from Manchester United for midfielder Moussa Dembele, 25. (TalkSPORT) A spokesman for United explained the 'low' offer. "It's al down to the share price imn New York do...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says He Does Not Want To See Sacha Baron Cohen's Birth Certificate - He Wants Him Deported

Donald Trump Says He Does Not Want To See Sacha Baron Cohen's Birth Certificate - He Wants Him Deported

NEW YORK CITY - Multi-billionaire Donald Trump has never been one to hold back on how he feels. The star of The Celebrity Apprentice has made it known that he did not like Admiral General Aladeen alias Sacha Baron Cohen's Academy Award Red Carpet...

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Funny story: Star of The Artist loses voice

Star of The Artist loses voice

Jean Dujardin from the smash hit silent movie "The Artist" has become a mute. In a ironic yet dramatic series of events, the actor has permanently lost the use of his voice. The news broke not long after the oscars where "The Artist" won numer...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Leg Pose Replaces the Tim Tebow Move at NFL Combine

Angelina Jolie Leg Pose Replaces the Tim Tebow Move at NFL Combine

Though many in attendance at the 2012 Oscars considered it to be much ado about nothing, Angelina Jolie's memorable leg pose has replaced Tim Tebow's kneeling move as the new spoof pose at the NFL Combine. Former college athletes are competing for...

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Funny story: Sacha Baron Cohen Alias Admiral General Aladeen Has Been Fined $100,000 For His Academy Award Show Urn-Spilling Prank on Ryan Seacrest

Sacha Baron Cohen Alias Admiral General Aladeen Has Been Fined $100,000 For His Academy Award Show Urn-Spilling Prank on Ryan Seacrest

HOLLYWOOD - The 84th Annual Academy Awards Show went on fairly smooth, but the same cannot be said for the pre-show Red Carpet segment. As American Idol host Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest was interviewing Admiral General Aladeen of the country of Wadiya...

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Funny story: American honor restored as 'Rear of the Year' J-Lo's bottom knocks the spots off Pippa Middleton

American honor restored as 'Rear of the Year' J-Lo's bottom knocks the spots off Pippa Middleton

Los Angeles - And all it took was just one rather feline strut down the red carpet in a shimmering $50,000 Stuart Gulliver gown to steal the show on Oscars Night as Jennifer Lopez reaffirmed her pole position in yet another International Rear Of The...

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Funny story: The Oscars: The Artist wins Best Film - Reaction

The Oscars: The Artist wins Best Film - Reaction

At the 84th Academy Awards last night, at the Kodak Theatre in LA, French made film The Artist scooped 5 Oscars including Best Film and Best Actor, but the cast and crew were keeping quiet about their success. When Jean DuJardin was called onto st...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Named The Skinniest Actress At The 84th Annual Academy Award Show

Angelina Jolie Named The Skinniest Actress At The 84th Annual Academy Award Show

HOLLYWOOD - The 84th Annual Academy Awards Show was hosted by Billy "The Pistol" Crystal. Crystal first began hosting the award show back when there were only four Great Lakes. There are some people who still recall that Billy actually wrote some...

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Funny story: Oscar Watch Fever Pitch

Oscar Watch Fever Pitch

As Oscar fever reaches fever pitch George Clooney has inflated himself with a potentially dangerous level of helium and is hovering several feet above Los Angeles spouting epithets. More surprisingly Brad Pitt, of whom nothing was expected, has ne...

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Funny story: Topic "A" This!: Who Do You Have To Buck, Duck, and/or Muck Around Here To Get An Oscar Nomination?

Topic "A" This!: Who Do You Have To Buck, Duck, and/or Muck Around Here To Get An Oscar Nomination?

HOLLYWOOD - Who knew?? Well, after seeing cool, calm, groovy as all get out of town, eyes on the surprise film guru Christopher Nolan's totally up front where it counts most, soon to be unleashed, full-service (Topic "A" - Hollywood style) documentary, "Who Do You Have To Buck, Duck and/or Muck Around Here To Get An Oscar Nomination?", it certainly appears as if the only valid from now on col...

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Funny story: Red Carpet in Short Supply, Prices Skyrocket

Red Carpet in Short Supply, Prices Skyrocket

Thanks in large part to demands from the current awards show season, red carpeting of any style is in drastically short supply. Prices for anything red in fact, are now climbing fast according to industry insiders. "We were caught a bit off guard...

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Funny story: Adam Sandler Doesn't Care That 97% of All Movie Critics Panned His Latest Movie "Jack and Jill"

Adam Sandler Doesn't Care That 97% of All Movie Critics Panned His Latest Movie "Jack and Jill"

HOLLYWOOD - Adam Sandler says that he does give a flying flip what 97% of the movie critics said, he still feels that his latest motion picture Jack and Jill is one of the best comedies ever made and he truly believes that it could win several Academ...

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Funny story: The Oscars Plagued by Loss of Another Guest Host; First, Ghadafi; now, Murphy. Who next?

The Oscars Plagued by Loss of Another Guest Host; First, Ghadafi; now, Murphy. Who next?

Now that Eddie Murphy has bowed out as the host for next year's Academy Awards telecast, the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences is again looking for someone who is able to deliver viewers to the most-boring Hollywood event of the year. T...

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Funny story: Chiswick actor in Gaddafi link

Chiswick actor in Gaddafi link

English thespian Colin Firth is nailed on to win an Oscar for his sensitive portrayal of Colonel Gaddafi. The film, Gaddafi With The Golden Gun, based on the novel by Ian Phlegm, has won rave reviews from critics, even though it has not yet been...

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Funny story: Russian War Criminal Given Greatest Honour At Russian Oscars

Russian War Criminal Given Greatest Honour At Russian Oscars

A Russian soldier has been bestowed his country's highest honour when he was given the title of chief war criminal at a lavish ceremony of the Russian Oscars held at the Kremlin yesterday. Other awards such as biggest civilian massacre and best nu...

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