Expelled Big Brother housemate Emily Parr has threatened Channel 4 with court action over her ousting from the House last week.
Celebrity Big Brother housemate Danielle Lloyd has spoken out about current dimwitted participants Charley and Chanelle.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Rudy Giuliani flitted about as he headed toward his Mercedes limousine in preparation to head to a New York slum to appeal to the "little people." He headed to an open-air crack cocaine market and thousand...
The Big Brother house gained two contestants last night, and lost another, the grainy Women's Institute lady Lesley Brain.
Useless government minister Ruth Kelly has called for some more Bank Holidays to be added to the list of other public holidays already washed out by Britain's inclement weather. She has proposed that one of them...
Liverpool supporters are the subjects of a damning report by European football's governing body which says they are the worst in Europe. UEFA claims that Reds fans cause more trouble than those of any other club, and have hinted that, should they qua...
The Anonymous Screenwriters Organisation has released its official list of Politically Correct Stereotypes for the 2008 season. President Sam S. Samson said that it is a difficult, but necessary process.
Big Brother returns to television screens this week with a show that producers say is bigger, better, lewder and louder and more shocking than ever - but without the racism, of course.
Bollywood babe, Shilpa Shetty, has roared back into the public consciousness and has once more become embroiled in the Big Brother racism row. Miss Shetty told us: "This is fabulous that it's been raked up again because quite frankly I'd droppe...
Cannes, France - At the Cannes red carpet premiere of her latest movie, A Mighty Heart, Jolie announced she intends to take a year off from acting to raise her new family and jokingly added, putting the baby making business in the more than capable h...
Los Angeles, California - In the trial of his life, Phil Spector, accused of murdering actress, Lana Clarkson, at his Alhambra mansion in Southern California in 2003, has been covered in the regular media and carried on the salacious cable show Court...
Sociologists studying the fairness of NBA referees claim that more fouls are called on black players than whites. Statiticiansky Jones of Harvard's Racial Profiling Dept reports in Ebony Magazine that 99% of NBA players are black but 99. 9% of fo...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Mr. T has released a new Snickers commercial where he drives up in a tank, smashing cars, popping up, and hitting a honkey on the head with a Snickers bar while screaming insults at the boy. He then gets back in th...
Chelsea captain John Terry is at the centre of a Royal Storm this morning after declaring that he fancies Prince Harry's girlfriend Chelsy Davy.
The television star and serial racist Jade Goody was again in the spotlight today when she was appearing in court to present her account of an attack that took place in February this year at top London nightclub "The National Fr...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - New York - Today, Russell Simmons, prominent hip-hop music executive, showed he has a clue today when he urged that the industry eliminate the words "bitch," "ho" and "nigger" from use by the recor...
In the wake of the horrific Virginia Tech murders, America has called on fallen icon Don Imus, asking that he return to his microphone to give them that which they so desperately need and which only he can adequately provide: hateful, racial slurs ai...
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