Written by Pointer

Saturday, 5 May 2007

image for Racial Prejudice Found On and Off the NBA Court!
Even whites have trouble flagging down Uncle Bud

Sociologists studying the fairness of NBA referees claim that more fouls are called on black players than whites. Statiticiansky Jones of Harvard's Racial Profiling Dept reports in Ebony Magazine that 99% of NBA players are black but 99. 9% of fouls are called against black players.

Referee Union rep Caldemas_I. C. Em admits he didn't know any whites played in the NBA.

In a related study of NBA games, Yale University's Concessions Sales Department announced in a recent study in Beerhere Magazine that Blacks have a harder time than whites getting beer concessionaires to slake their thirst during professional basketball games. Fanatical Knick fan, Spike Lee disagreed with the study: "Those Uncle Buds do the right thing by me!" Film artist Woody Allen and his step-daughter date complained that it is impossible to get the Saki guy to come down to court side.

Taraqisha Muhammad had a different take on their problem: "Yo, Nigga, deez paddies got no fo'tees fo' da brutha. . . sheet what's I'ze apposed ta do with a 12 ow'nce. . . put a nipple on 'tit?!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Racism, Basketball, NBA




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