Dear Paul, Now that many more Americans have died in Iraq after George W. declared "Victory" aboard ship in battle fatigues, I've learned that it was you who was the major architect of "regime change" in Iraq. What, indeed, were you thinking would replace Hussein? "Democracy" after 11 centuries of Muslimland Rule? Who told you that? Which lear...
After lengthy negotiations between the two countries leaders, Bush has agreed to ask for U.N. sanctions against the state of Massachusetts and if necessary lead a peace keeping force in the invasion and occupation of Boston.
In a surprise announcement Spain's PM stated that he plans to withdraw Spanish troops from Iraq as soon as possible. Jose Luis Rodriguez Zapatero said on Spanish television Sunday he has given orders for the removal of Spain's 1,300 troops fr...
In another turnaround regarding Iraq, United States Pro Consul J. Paul Bremmer has announced that he is pulling all military forces out of major Iraqi cities and will no longer rely on Iraqi police or private security contractors to stabilize the sec...
Dear Dick, As a die-hard Republican conservative and Haliburton supporter, - "What's good for Haliburton in Iraq is good for America!", - it's distressing to learn that the Administration's "staying the course" now apparently means adopting a 180-degree shift in policy from "going it alone" ("To hell with world opinon!") toward &quo...
Thousands of residents of the besieged city of Fallujah have abandoned their homes ---- and all their belongings ---- to escape getting crushed between Iraqi insurgents and American might. Their homes are now occupied by ethnic minority Americans. Un...
In a sure sign that United States Secretary of Defense believes that the military situation in Iraq is falling apart, Donald Rumsfeld has ordered that more than 115 soldiers from the 974th Quartermaster Co. based in Amarillo Texas be kept in Iraq for...
Not content with inflaming anti-U.S. passions in the Middle East over it's invasion and mishandling of Iraq, President George ( Who cares about a bunch of Rag Heads?) Bush has gone to the next level by endorsing Israel's plan to unilaterally change...
House Republicans hail "bold, historic" move...
Al Jazeera has issued an apology to the Fox News Network for it's portrayal of the war in Iraq. Fox has complained that the Middle Eastern News Network's reporting is not "fair or balanced." An Al Jazeera spokesman Abdul Bull Durham, was quoted as s...
In a surprise move yesterday the Bush administration has passed over the people of Iraq and has chosen The Bush Re-election Committed to lead the country. The political hand over has begun and Karl Rove has taken control. "The situation was gett...
The Coalition Provisional Authority (CPA) Information Minister Markhammed Knuckleheead al-Kimmitt today denied that insurgents control large areas of Iraq. In response to reports of a coordinated insurgent attack upon Baghdad International Airport, B...
Bagdad, Iraq - The handpicked Iraq government reported a zero population growth since the war started just over a year ago. That's to not to say no children are being born but rumor has it that some soldiers may not make the best baby daddies...
Ford Edsel Ford, Professor of Applied Mathematics at the Barbara Bush Memorial College in Norwich, PA, has shocked the world of politics and science today with a radical claim that the violence, hatred, religious intolerance and rather bad behaviour...
U.S. Marines on the edges of Fallujah checked a long line of cars filled with people trying to leave the tense Iraqi city amid a Serb-called halt to the ethnic conflict Friday.
Washington, DC (8 Apr 2004): Faced with rapidly mounting troop losses in Iraq, the Pentagon has announced that it plans to deploy thousands of "Super-Soldiers" to quell the growing resistance to the American occupation.
In an exhilirating twist of policy, the Bush administration, facing mounting criticism of its lack of an exit strategy in Iraq, has turned to pariah state Republika Srpkska to help implement a new 'containment' strategy.
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