Where Art Thou Head, Wolfowitz?

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Friday, 23 April 2004


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Dear Paul,

Now that many more Americans have died in Iraq after George W. declared "Victory" aboard ship in battle fatigues, I've learned that it was you who was the major architect of "regime change" in Iraq. What, indeed, were you thinking would replace Hussein? "Democracy" after 11 centuries of Muslimland Rule? Who told you that? Which learned historian? Or, with which learned historians did you confer before deciding on "regime change" in Iraq? Bozo the Clown died years ago.

Now that many more Americans have died in Iraq after G.W. declared "Victory," doesn't it seems like the French, Germans, Russians, and the Rest of the World leaders not bought off by U.S. Buck$ knew what they were talking about, - if you really want to piss off the Arab World and create more terrorists, invade Iraq! Good job, Paul! Maybe when you finally decide to take your head out of your a.., the U.S.A. will have a more intelligent foreign policy!?!

The definition of a "Neo-conservative" is one who was asleep at the wheel during the Vietnam War, - oops, just a "Conflict." Listen to Bob MacNamara, now, turning 180 degrees from what he was saying in the 60's. That's about it, Paul, - if you turn your head about 180 degrees, it will pop out of your a..hole so that you can see the light of millions of angry Arab faces. Deal with it now. Baathist school teachers, etc., are waiting.

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