Micheal Jackson King of pop and the press's pop paedophile has finally kicked the bucket causing the press to be unprepared hence they are using the same hypocritical speech they cobbled together for fellow media demon Jade Goody. Papers hurriedly...
Hype Park, London - (Rotten Ass Mess): Royal Perks Agency operatives have cordoned off the Diana, Princess of Wales Memorial Fountain after it began "seething like a witches' cauldron" at the exact moment of singer Michael Jackson's death on Thursday...
Tel Aviv - (AssoCIAted Mess): "Yeah, toxic leaking implants and a lethal meds cocktail," former Mossad stooge Uri Geller said today commenting on the death of longtime friend Michael Jackson, "and that's what also killed my other pal, Anna Nicole Smi...
Washington AC/DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): US President Barack Obama has spoken for the first time about the secret geneaological links between himself and the tribute act who made such a killing as singer Michael Jackson. "We were brothers under the s...
Fans of the pop star Michael Jackson have gathered outside his tiny home in Los Angeles to pledge their undying love and support for the singer, but several of his opponents have spoken out, saying that his latest publicity stunt is a step too far.
Area 51, Groom Lake, Nevada - (X-Files Mess): US military psychic surgeons are adamant: the Pentagon's rock-solid guarantee that Michael Jackson's physical transformation from African American to de-Negroised white-skinned father of three Causasian b...
The spokesman for Farrah Fawcett would like to announce that Ms. Fawcett, who passed away yesterday, was NOT known as the King of Pop! Bill Rebacher, who was also a friend of the late actress says that he is getting pretty doggone tired of teens a...
The estate of late entertainer Ed McMahon has sued the estates of Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett. Lawyers for the late Tonight Show sidekick say that Jackson and Fawcett stole deserved and scheduled publicity from their client with their prematu...
Michael Jackson had spent the last two years of his life planning an elaborate death hoax, an insider revealed this morning. Having seen how record sales skyrocketed after the sudden death of his ex-Father-in-law Elvis Presley, Jacko started making p...
Neverland - (Toxic Ass Mess): Toxicology tests on Michael Jackson have revealed a high level of blood in the singer's cocaine count according to an FBI statement issued via the City Morgue this morning. Jackson, 50, swore by this ancient self-help...
A police coroner shocked everyone this morning when he announced that the body brought in to the hospital was NOT the real Michael Jackson. Through DNA testing and comparing them with Jackson's DNA fo years ago, someone has been impersonating Jack...
There was confusion across the world this morning when, after it had initially been reported that superstar singer Michael Jackson had died after suffering a cardiac arrest at his Los Angeles home, HE APPEARED LIVE ON BBC TV LAST NIGHT! Jackson ha...
It's emerged during the last half-hour that the self-styled 'King of Pop', Michael Jackson, who died suddenly last night, WILL honour his commitment to complete 50 shows at London's O2 Arena next month. The singer died last night in Los Angeles af...
As the World comes to term with the death of the legendary King of Pop Michael Jackson, Buckingham Palace rejected claims that JACKO'S death had been arranged by Prince Philip. The 87 year old prince was reported to have been seen by witnesses sc...
It's been reported in the last few minutes, that Michael Jackson, the self-styled King of Pop who was due to start a 50-date string of appearances at the O2 Arena in London in July, has been forced to cancel the shows, due to ill-health. Jackson,...
The sad, unexpected and untimely death of Michael Jackson has left a void at the top of the pop tree, which has created a rush of applicants for the position of 'King Of Pop.' Early frontrunners include Adam Lambert, Justin Timberlake and citing e...
HOLLYWOOD - Michael Jackson's lawyer Erasmus Rainmaster has said that Mr. Jackson left everything to his long time friend and Neverland pal Macaulay Culkin. The 28-year-old Culkin who starred in the 1990 blockbuster movie Home Alone was vacationin...
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