Orange County, Florida: Never one to miss a marketing opportunity, the fully endorsed Tiger Woods fire hydrant is now on general sale. Top of the buyers are golf courses who plan to have a fire hydrant at the start and finish of every fairway. T...
Tiger and Elin Woods fight that led to his roaring out of the house, stomping the gas pedal and spiraling out of control, apparently began over Tiger's problems with his own gas. "He almost blew one of the tournaments this year", stated a part-ti...
ORLANDO, Florida - A visibly shaken Elin Maria Pernilla Nordegren Woods, wife of Tiger Woods, the world's greatest golfer and lousiest automobile driver, has reportedly informed her husband that the time has come for them to start dividing everything...
Florida - (Fore! Play!): Fourteen times world golf champion Tiger Woods was said to be feeling below par today amid reports that his wife 'went out clubbing' on the night of the fire hydrant incident. Blonde Elin Nordegren, 29, has denied kinky fo...
Just three days from his accident when he was released with "minor" injuries -cut lip, scratches on his face, etc -Tiger Woods is back in the hospital for a "check-up". "He's not out of the Woods yet", joked one doctor, for what must have been the...
ORLANDO, Florida - Tiger Woods is still in seclusion in his $2.4 million Orlando mansion after his horrible 'driveway' ordeal. Details are still sketchy, especially since the local police have not been able to talk to Mr. Woods, because his wife,...
At 2:43 A.M. following Thanksgiving dinner, both Mr. and Mrs. Tiger Woods got a hankering for their favorite pistachio nut caramel brownie chocolate fudge ice cream. As Tiger jumped into their '09 Cadillac Escalade SUV for a quick putt to the twen...
The questions surrounding the mystery of Tiger Woods' car accident may have moved closer to being answered. Woods wife, Elin Nordegren, has stated she believes her husband has been abducted by aliens, and the man who she found unconcious on the ro...
ORLANDO, Florida - Florida highway patrol officers want to talk to golfer Tiger Woods more than ever after a fall from a trellis at his home landed him right back in the hospital early Sunday morning, this time with more serious injuries, said offici...
Multi-billionaire and world No 1 golfer Tiger Woods, "Teed" off on the wrong foot with his missus, stormed off the 17th and promptly crashed his Golf Buggy against a flag on the 18th green! The hot-rod Maserati buggy tipped over with Tiger's missu...
The nation this week, was stunned and concerned when Tiger 'Geeky' Woods was involved in a face-busting 22mph reversed crash into a metal pole, and then a 19 mph forward bump into neighbours tree. We all feared the worst, and yes - it was confirmed.
Much speculation is out over whether Tiger Wood's injuries are large or small but he was knocked out cold until his wife freed him from his auto accident by bashing out the glass with, of all things, a golf club. Wonder which one she used? Ther...
Tiger Woods well documented troubles with his driving ended in a visit to a Florida hospital in the early hours of Friday morning. He managed to duck hook a 300 yard drive from his garage, ricocheting off a fire hydrant and ending up 50 yards out of...
ORLANDO, Florida - The world's greatest golfer Eldrick Tont Woods, better known as Tiger Woods has been injured in a one car road rage accident. Tiger Woods received cuts to his face, both his golfing hands, his golfing knees, and his golfing lips...
WASH 5 News in Florida is saying that golfer Tiger Woods was injured when he hit a fire hydrant and then a tree outside his Isleworth home early on Friday morning. The Florida Highway Patrol said Woods was injured in the crash, which took place at...
Nobel Peace Prize Changes Name To Obama Peace Prize As Tiger Woods Was This Year's Runner-Up For Peaceful Fart Oslo, October 30th, the Nobel panel has decided after a full week of thought that they will change the "Peace Prize" name to the "Obama...
"There's nothing we can do about it", stated PGA commissioner Franklin Lloyd Withers. "We have been sued by the animal rights people and cannot have players with animal names anywhere in our tournaments, beginning in 2010." But both Tiger Woods an...
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