Multi-billionaire and world No 1 golfer Tiger Woods, "Teed" off on the wrong foot with his missus, stormed off the 17th and promptly crashed his Golf Buggy against a flag on the 18th green!
The hot-rod Maserati buggy tipped over with Tiger's missus running after him with his fav putter in her hand a stiff, black 69'er and attempted to putt Tiger's bleeding head with a blistering 30 yard putt into the hole!
Fortunately Mrs. Woods prefers other ball games, playing pocket billiards with Tiger's cohones, and missed his head completely!
She called 911 and emergency paramedics did discover that Tiger's balls were slightly off colour, turning slightly purply blue, OUCH! (Tiger's Missus has been taking "Footy" lessons with Posh Becks, a good kick in the goolies works wonders!)
The whole domestic altercation started because Tiger failed to land a "hole in one" and blamed his missus for dying her pubes Tartan instead of "Lawn Green"!
Anyway, Tiger is now recovering in his private luxury health Spa and his missus has vowed if Tiger ever fails to land "a Hole in one" with his fav Nr 69 putter again, she'll divorce him, sue him for assault and battery and cash $200 million on the way!
It's a hard life being a married multi-billionaire-super-sport-star, Becks you've been warned!