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Funny story: Michelle Obama Gives Reporters Tour of Pimped Out White House

Michelle Obama Gives Reporters Tour of Pimped Out White House

After two months in office, Barack Obama has finished "pimping out his crib." The extensive remodeling of the White House is now complete and the First Lady gave a pool of reporters a tour of the second floor this week. Michelle Obama met with fi...

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Funny story: Mysterious Attack On White House; One Held

Mysterious Attack On White House; One Held

A man is helping Washington police following an attack on the White House. It is believed that a baseball was thrown through a window late last night. Security forces were quick to respond and an arrest was made. The individual was led away talking g...

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Funny story: Tatiana Del Toro To Sing At The White House

Tatiana Del Toro To Sing At The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. - A White House aide has just announced that American Idol contestant Tatiana Del Toro has been booked to perform at President Obama's Weekly Wednesday White House Music Fest. The president reportedly told his breakfast cook, Ann...

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Funny story: British Vagrant Arrested in White House

British Vagrant Arrested in White House

A man has been arrested in Washington DC after allegedly attempting to enter the White House claiming to be a British politician. According to US State Department officials the man, who was scruffily-dressed and appeared to have psychological prob...

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Funny story: Brobama Schedules Weekly White House Concerts

Brobama Schedules Weekly White House Concerts

WASHINGTON D.C. - President Barack Obama has promised that he will continue with his weekly Wednesday White House concerts. Brobama told a reporter for Rolling Stone Magazine that by booking these concerts is a way for him to achieve his goal of h...

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Funny story: WHBO Sanctions First Bout

WHBO Sanctions First Bout

Washington D.C. - The newly created WHBO (White House Boxing Office) has sanctioned its first fight between Rahm Emmanuel and Howard Dean on March 5, 2009. President Obama okay'd the bout this morning, despite rumors that he is going ahead with appoi...

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Funny story: Kathleen Sebelius Appointed as New White House Dog

Kathleen Sebelius Appointed as New White House Dog

Kansas Governor, Kathleen Sebelius, has been appointed White house dog. The surprise announcement follows closely on the heels of another shocker from the Obama administration that it had appointed a Portuguese Water Dog as the next Secretary of Heal...

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Funny story: Stimulus package checks bounce

Stimulus package checks bounce

Washington, D.C. (Rueters) - In one of the worst check writing scandals in American history, stimulus package checks mailed by the White House to U.S. citizens, and cities across the nation, began bouncing today. By mid-afternoon, the checks were bou...

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Funny story: Obama orders White House painted black

Obama orders White House painted black

I was having a pint with my mate Bob, when he showed me a contract, signed by Mrs Obama and Bob White Painters Inc to paint the White House black. He said Mrs Obama had thought it only fair, as the last bloke who painted it was called Fred Black. She explained that it was necessary to paint the house because she had been scrubbing for thee days but had been unable to get rid of all the excremen...

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Funny story: White House Answers Questions With Insults, Ridicule

White House Answers Questions With Insults, Ridicule

Washington, D.C. - In a press conference called today at the White House Robert Gibbs, President Obama's spokesperson answered most, if not all queries with insults and ridicule, confusing and enraging an already befuddled press corp with what a...

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Funny story: President Obama announces White House layoffs

President Obama announces White House layoffs

Washington D.C.- President Barack Obama announced White House layoffs today blaming Republicans in Congress. "I can't believe the Republicans in Congress. They refuse to set aside partisan politics, bitter in-fighting, and all-around rude behav...

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Funny story: Obama Quits The White House

Obama Quits The White House

The 44th President of the United States Barrack Obama has quit the job just weeks into his administration. The entire Obama team has also walked out fuelling speculation that George W Bush will be recalled to fill the power vacuum. Obama has give...

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Funny story: Super Bowl Sunday At The White House Doesn't Go So Well

Super Bowl Sunday At The White House Doesn't Go So Well

President Obama, in an effort to show bipartisanship in government invited both Republicans and Democrats to watch the Super Bowl at the White House. It all started out well until the half-time show. A few of the boys had swigged a few beers by that time and, being a guy crowd, became a little looser than they politically should have been. A fumble in the first quarter set off Jacob Bryant,...

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Funny story: Obama Goes Green: Dresses Down While Turning Up The Heat In White House!

Obama Goes Green: Dresses Down While Turning Up The Heat In White House!

Washington/Dc/ Global Warming Farce News DEVELOPING - Sidestepping more pressing news, such as the worsening economy, pirates, terrorist attacks, world union strikes, armed strife and unmarried women with 14 children, the President began his attack...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Still Appearing Around White House

Dick Cheney Still Appearing Around White House

President Barack Obama says he's getting a little tired of hearing his girls, Sasha and Malia, talk about "Uncle Cheney"! "My daughter Sasha told me last night that he had read them a story about "Uncle Cheney's Cabin". Although Obama has calle...

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Funny story: Obama's Welcome Gitmo Detainees as White House Servants

Obama's Welcome Gitmo Detainees as White House Servants

In another bid to save government dollars during the tough economic times ushered in by Bush's unending failures, the Obama's have accepted Guantanamo bay prisoners as the butlers and maids in the White House. Already some of their special skills...

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Funny story: Obama Meets Historic Delegation In White House

Obama Meets Historic Delegation In White House

President Barack Hussein Obama yesterday made more history by meeting with the first ever delegation of Martians sent to Earth by their Emperor, Marvin. The Martian delegation stated their joy at finally meeting the man whose image had dominated n...

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