Written by Orvis Talbot

Tuesday, 10 February 2009

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Washington D.C.- President Barack Obama announced White House layoffs today blaming Republicans in Congress.

"I can't believe the Republicans in Congress. They refuse to set aside partisan politics, bitter in-fighting, and all-around rude behavior. Don't they realize I won the election? To teach them a lesson and show the world what badddd Americans they are for not passing my economic stimulus package, I've laid off the entire White House staff. If my economic stimulus package is not passed this week, I'll be forced to make further layoffs."

The White House released it's 'short list' for more layoffs. It includes: Sec. of State, Hillery Rodham Clinton, Vice-President, Joe Biden, and First Lady, Michelle Obama.

"They think I'm kidding? I'll show them I mean business Buster!" stated the President.

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