Around this time each year, hundreds of young Israelis forsake their homeland and religion to go on a pilgrimage to the new Zion- the U.S.A. They come to celebrate the birth of Christ in their own fashion. They can be seen religiously offering a...
Santa Claus, beardy bundle of Chrimbo fun and present giver to the good, has released a press statement this morning through his PR agent, Murky Dyke. "My client wants it to be known that with Christmas looming, he feels it only right to give the...
Santa Claus admitted in an interview after the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade that United States President Barack Obama will remain on the naughty list for another year. "I don't want anyone to make anything racial out of this," said that Jolly Ol...
United States President Barack Obama announced that the White House will set aside tradition and not have a National Christmas Tree in 2009. Obama said that he "did not wish to offend the non-Christians within the country and our Moslem allies with...
You could order one today, but it won't be delivered until the new year. Sing "I'll Be Home for Christmas" all you want, just make sure that there aren't any Nooks -- the ones, whether they are complete or incomplete, that'll be housed in warehouses...
Santa Claus, jolly old man and Christmas cheer giver, has sensationally hit out at the government this week, after reports that he is being forced to take on an apprentice. The fat old man said "it's preposterous. I'm a free agent, how can that bu...
With the recession still ringing in the ears of many UK companies, some are taking drastic action to reduce costs. Worse than making people redundant; office Christmas parties are being cancelled. This has left many office workers with a problem;...
Targeting the adult liberal music market, Mariah Carey is set to release a new modified collection of Christmas favorites, with adult themes and lyrics titled, "The Many Joys of Christmas". Denying that this was another attempt to sell herself as...
With the dreaded news released today that Rolf Harris and Status Quo were teaming up for a Christmas single and an attempt at the number one spot, it appears they are not the only ill-advised pairing threatening to assault our earlobes this festive s...
The Pope has recorded a Christmas album and will be going on tour to promote it. Vehicle of choice? His Popemobile of course, decked out with tinsel garlands and candy canes. His white beanie will be adorned with holly, and he'll wear a red-a...
Christmas time here in the UK is all about the little traditions. Be it watching your child's first school nativity play or decorating your house to within an inch of its structural integrity. One of the many traditions we here in the UK hold dea...
San Fransisco, CA: Prominent atheist groups met this week to announce the formulation of a positive promotional icon to represent their cause to children this holiday season. According to the group, the new icon will attempt not only to change the p...
Offered as a tribute to our Canadian friends, to anyone from a northern U.S. state, any country closer to the North Pole than the Equator, or anyone who sponsored a kid through years of junior hockey. T'was Hockey Night Before Christmas 'Twas Hockey Night before Christmas, when all through the rink Not a sound could be heard, but there still was that stink. Some skates were hung by t...
'So this is Christmas And what have we done More lies and inventions For old and for young And so this is Christmas A monstrous big lie A faked resurrection Pure pie in the sky A very merry Christmas A miserable New Year Another Bethlehem curfew Obama! We sneer And so this is Christmas For Yanks and by twos Where killing makes profits Let's censor the news And so happy Chri...
In a pathetic attempt to become more popular and 'fit in', sometime Spoof writer and occasional giver of terrible advice, Madame Bitters has decided to try her hand at a Christmas Carol re-write. Here is the fruit of her efforts: Uncle Claude is Comin' to Town (sung to the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town) You'd better lock up the kiddoes to-day A man in a van is headed your way...
Most town and city councils across the United Kingdom today made the decision to restrict and in fact not have any Christmas festivities, as that festival insults the intelligence of millions of British people. 'One', said Macclesfield Council chi...
A premature ejaculator, who I can't name here for legal reasons because I could possibly incriminate myself, or him, or both of me, today said that he wanted to wish everybody in Spoofland a Happy Christmas. The premature ejaculator, when challeng...
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