Foxnews, MSNBC, CNBC, CNN, ABC, CBS, CNNHeadline News, FOX, AARP, PETA and all other news organization are reporting that Mitt Romney ate scrambled eggs for breakfast with bacon, melon, orange juice and tea.
Detroit, MI (FP) Republican Candidate Mitt Romney has reverted back to selling used cars at Sal's after already exhausting his millions in the first push of his campaign.
Republican Presidential candidate and well-known moron Mitt Romney announced today that if he were elected President he would give his Presidential salary to charity. Upon hearing this a stunned President George Bush remarked: "I get to blow s...
Ron Paul is gaining in opinion polls in key states in the presidential GOP nomination race for 2008.
Appearing last night on the cable news show 'Softball' Presidential hopeful and former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney announced that he has converted from Mormonism to Christianity. This was a shock to Softball host Chris Mathews who pro...
Mitt Romney today challenged John McCain to a one-on-one debate over global warming.
Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): The CIA's bungling of KGB double agent Aldrich Ames's ten year destruction rampage through US Justice Department files may have ensured that, like George W Bush and his uterine brother Tony Blair, yet another tr...
Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): It ain't his religion, although the Reverend Al Sharpton might disagree. It ain't his politics, although Democrats see him as running the republican wing on the Republican Party. It's because Mitt Romney is...
Washington DC - (Rioters): The World Council of Matriarchy issued a statement today broadly backing the Rev Al Sharpton's bigotry jibe that says ex-Governor Mitt Romney has yet to come off the fence viz his personal beliefs about the segregation...
Aldrich Ames, IOU - (Ass Mess): The US bigotry-slamming war intensified today as former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney defended his religious belief in being able to secure the Republican as well as the national vote for the 2008 White House foll...
Boston - (Ass Mess): "Only those of us who believe in Satan" will defeat Republican candidate Mitt Romney in the 2008 White House campaign according to the Reverend Al Sharpton who weighed in to the debate today.
Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Campaign managers for Governor Mitt Romney's 2008 White House bid are begining a frantic rearguard action ahead of expected anti-Mormon sentiment which a new 9/11 movie about the 11 September 1857 act of religious terr...
Washington DC - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): The Democrats' 2004 White House contender John Kerry fears that if his former prostate cancer returns he may have no choice but to declare himself a contender for the 2008 White House presidential election.
In an announcement that will slow down the John Edwards campaign publicity, Senator and actor Fred Thompson said that he himself has cancer. The former Law and Order star said that he will not allow this to affect his running for President of the Un...
Inquiries with officials in the states where Mitt Romney has lived cannot confirm the Republican presidential contender's claim to be a lifelong grunter.
Wisconsin - (Frankly Ludicrous Press): Tommy Thompson, former Wisconsin Governor and Bush Administration anthrax specialist, has thrown his hat into the 2008 presidential ring.
Acworth, Georgia - (Rotters): Bush twins Jenna and Barbara are tonight the top suspects in the 'Barbie Bandits' heist case after a police informant said he had seen them hand over a demand note to a Bank of America teller and say "Give u...
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