Bush twins suspected of 'Barbie Bandit' heists

Written by queen mudder

Friday, 2 March 2007

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Something immoral like a sponsored threesome with Barack Obama

Acworth, Georgia - (Rotters): Bush twins Jenna and Barbara are tonight the top suspects in the 'Barbie Bandits' heist case after a police informant said he had seen them hand over a demand note to a Bank of America teller and say "Give us the money or Pa will blow your head off sonny".

The blonde and brunette duo were seen smiling and laughing as they took the $20,000 before strolling out casually toward an unmarked secret service limo flanked by their FBI minders.

Cobb County Police officer Cassie Reece said the heist might be part of a wider scam where the Bush twins are actually working as fundraisers for Republican presidential hopeful Governor Mitt Romney whose own campaign coffers are said to be threadbare:

"Just as long as The President doesn't order them to do something immoral, like sell their bodies to Barack Obama, then we might drop all the bank heist charges."

Mitt Romney is 77.

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